Episode Report Card Pamie: A- | 213 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Woo! Gilmore Girls! Woo!
By Pamie | Season 5 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2005.02.22
Luke congratulates Damon on his excellent countersunk screw: "Your lesbian mother will be proud." Luke asks Lulu again when the grown-ups are getting there. "They'll be here," she says. Luke says she's been telling him that for days, and he's still the only person there who doesn't have to hang his sheets out the window in the mornings. He has to explain that pee joke to poor Lu...and me. Here's why: if you wet your bed, Luke? Throw the sheets in the wash. Please don't hang them out the window to dry and then use them again. Maybe you do need a woman around the house. Who made Lulu's jacket? It is loud. She promises Luke there will be plenty of grown-ups for him to talk to by the evening. But for Luke, this is just about one specific grown-up. Kirk interrupts to tell Luke they have a problem. The dairy cart Luke made is too perfect. It's too good. It's too twenty-first century. It doesn't have any problems, nor is it heavy. It doesn't work with Kirk's method acting. Three, two...Luke kicks the wheel, the cart sinks on one side, and Luke tells Kirk to thank him in his acceptance speech. Kirk is ecstatic. "Hey!" he cheers as he tries to pull it. "This is impossible!"
Stac(e)y: Kirk!
Carrie screams that the break is over and it's time for the kids to take their places. It's time for a run-thru of "Tradition." It's a nice, little recapper break when they actually do three minutes of Fiddler. Also, since I went to high school in Katy, Texas, a town that technically doesn't allow Jews inside city lines, this is a show I've never seen. I'd rent it, but there's a song in there that my parents used at their wedding and I just don't feel like crying for the rest of my life. I wonder if Stars Hollow Elementary is some kind of arts school, because every single one of these kids is pretty damn good at singing. One of the actresses trips on her entrance (she's playing Yenta), and Luke storms the stage, enraged that the costume wasn't flawless. He demands someone fix the hem on Yenta's dress immediately. Kirk screams, "I was feeling it!" Luke is hopping mad that there aren't other adults there: "This is completely unacceptable!" He storms off, prompting Kirk to note, "He takes his work very seriously. I mean it; just try and pull this cart."
Stac(e)y: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! (Hearts) I just made a screencap website for this scene and I wrote on the picture in Photoshop "Babette Ate Oatmeal." Can someone mail me the videotape of this episode because I need another copy for my bathroom t.v.. Please?!?? I'LL PAY POSTAGE!