Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Passion Of The Chris, Part I
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.15.2004
Just then, the sounds of coordinated Glamorous Lady chanting hit the soundtrack, but Snidely's screaming so loudly as his face blisters and sizzles that I totally can't hear the freaking spell the Phoebes and Raiges are currently reciting over in the Bizarro Manor's nonexistent attic. Thank God we have the lovely and talented Nulla Salus around, as she's already transcribed the verse for her website:
We call upon ancient lore
To punish with the Power of Four.
Strike down this threat from both there and here:
Make him suffer, then disappear.
I do so like to be thorough, don't you know. In any event, both Snidelys manage to teleport themselves away from the Manors before the spell vanquishes them. Oooh. Get this: In The Bizarro World, the dead-eyed sociopath is actually capable of showing emotion. In this case, stark, screaming trauma, but hey. You take what you can get. Bizarro Psycho's howling himself red in the face, and I'd really like to know what they did to the child actor to elicit this response. No, seriously. It'll be good for a laugh, because I hate kids. The Phoebes as one move to scoop the kid up to comfort him, but Phoebe acquiesces and allows Phauxhawk to continue on alone. The Dolt races into the room to retrieve the dagger from the floor as Baige smirkily notes, "Looks like [the Psycho] can handle himself." "Not for long," the Dolt warns, adding that Snidely's one of the most powerful of the ever-useless Elders. If he wants the kid dead, he'll find a way to do it. Big Gay Chris outrages something about betrayal while the Phoebes and the Raiges realize they can open the portal and restore the balance between the two worlds by using "the Power of Four." The Raiges retreat to the far wall, and Rose McGowan's body double hands her a piece of chalk so they can together trace another triquatra.
Snidely's study. The Snidelys heal each other, with Bizarro Snidely finding much less pleasure in the procedure this time around. The finally break apart and bitch at each other. Well, Bizarro Snidely's doing most of the bitching, but they're supposedly of like mind, so you do the math. Bizarro Snidely notes with barely suppressed fury that the imbalance between the worlds "has caused a shift in both." Our Snidely quickly determines that they can use said shift to their advantage to distract everyone "whilst" they have another go at the Psycho. As they created the imbalance, they can correct it, the argument goes, and when they do that, they'll ensure "the sisters forget everything." Bizarro Snidely rather theatrically swirls his academic robe around and flounces out of his study. Our Snidely broods. God, he's boring.