Episode Report Card M. Giant: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Mole Patch II: Electric Whatever
By M. Giant | Season 3 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.03.2004
Meanwhile, Soul Patch and Spawnders pull out onto the road in his silver SUV. And thus, his short, unhappy life as the CTU mole comes to an end.
Kiefer charges out of the Nebuchadnezzar, barking orders in every direction. He wants the building locked down and every satellite trained on the building, for all the good that did him an hour ago. A uniformed guard reports that Spawnders is gone. Kiefer dashes out to the parking lot. Wow, Soul Patch had a nice parking spot.
Soul Patch is on his cell phone, reporting to Saunders that he and Spawnders are out. He's looking in his rearview mirror an awful lot, even though he's got the streets to himself. If the people of L.A. are panicking, they're doing it inside. Saunders asks how long it will be until they show up on CTU's satellites, and Soul Patch tells him thirty minutes. Saunders will have further instructions for him in twenty minutes, and Soul Patch should be at the northwest corner of Taylor and Vine. Soul Patch says, "Yeah, right," presumably because he knows he won't have any better luck finding a Los Angeles street named Taylor than I just did on MapQuest. Through all this, Spawnders still doesn't seem to have any idea what's going on. Soul Patch shrinks up into the top right corner of the screen, while Saunders's silhouette paces the left half, until that idiot Senator Keeler takes over the bottom right corner and Soul Patch is replaced by Potato Face and Spawn at a computer, and there's Bitchelle looking crafty and Spawnders and Palmer looking the opposite of crafty and there's Kiefer and we've got six screens going, and I wait in vain for the last-second stinger, but there isn't one. It's 10:00:00.
Next week on 24: Kiefer catches up with Soul Patch, Keeler takes the bait, Saunders is prepared to sacrifice Spawnders, Soul Patch and Kiefer debate the merits of sacrificing one's wife versus not, and Bitchelle makes a break for it.