Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Prenuptial Disagreements
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.13.2010
Cerie: Hey Liz, I need to know the name of the date you're bringing to my wedding.
Lemon: I'm coming alone, Cerie, but I would still like two meals.
Go with the Waterfall
Lemon: Gah, three weddings in one day. I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again!
Jenna: Are you really not bringing someone to Cerie's wedding?
Lemon: I don't care about having a date.
Jenna: What about Floyd's wedding?
Lemon: If I have to sit through that alone, I will rent a car, set it on fire, and drive it off a waterfall.
Jenna: I can set you up with my trainer. He's gay -- but not when he's drunk.
I Would Have Suggested a Playful Barolo
Drew: I was just doing some baking. Can I get you something to drink?
Lemon [puts on her sexy voice]: What goes good with second chances? [Realizes it's not working] Oh, water! I'd like water.
Captain Hooks
Lemon: You know what, this was a bad idea. I should just go.
Drew: What? You're too good for me now that I have pirate hook hands?
Lemon: It is absolutely not because you are disabled. I've been dumped by four different guys in wheelchairs.
Drew: Well I'll have you know, Liz, that I am in line for a hand transplant. There's this, uh, strangler who's about to be executed, and [clasps his hooks together] I've got my hooks crossed. [Looks down and realizes he can't pull apart his hooks.]
Bait & Twitch
Tracy: What's this?
Dot Com: Hard to Watch: Based on the Book Stone Cold Bummer by Manipulate. It's about growing up in our old neighborhood.
Kenneth: And it's real Oscar bait, sir. You say things like, "You don't know my pain!" and "You watch your mouth, Tyrese!" and, in a less dramatic scene, "I'll have hash browns."
Tracy: Interesting... And I've gotta win a Oscar somehow! It's this or I submit that animated film I drew about the Holocaust.
Another Glimpse into Kenneth's Storied Past
Tracy: I read the script.
Kenneth: And? Did you like it?
Tracy: I hated it! I couldn't relate.
Dot Com: What? It's about growing up poor in the South Bronx, moving from foster home to foster home, seeing a pigeon fight a baby! All of that happened to you.
Tracy: I don't remember any of that stuff. I mean, I remember being born, of course. I remember learning how to ride a bike -- but that was last year. From '75 to '82 is just a blur.
Dot Com: Then you're repressing some stuff.
Kenneth: That can happen. I remember the summer my Weebiloos group went camping, and we were taken by the hill people. Next thing I knew, summer was over, and it was time for back-to-school shopping!