Episode Report Card Erin: C- | 1 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Can I get mustard with that?
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.01.2004
Another commercial break. I never thought I'd say this, but I was totally grateful for the breaks in this episode. There were about four or five in total, and dudes? I LOVED THEM. This episode couldn't end fast enough for me. So, yeah, the Squad makes it to the junction box. V taps into it. Back with Sloane, he's offering the Glimmer Twins a deal: leave quietly, and leave unharmed. Moronen and her big mouth of Chiclet teeth saunter up and blather something at Sloane about how he reminds her of her father or something. I just want this to be over, people. While Moronen's using her strongest asset (namely, her big fat mouth), Sark presses a button on his watch and a hidden panel in the Rambaldi Green Goo™ carrying case slides back to reveal two guns. Sark grabs them and shoots the thugs, somehow completely missing Sloane.
Back with V. She easily hacks into the system and tells Syd that it'll be down in seven seconds. Syd tells Weiss to wait for the go code. He copies that. Vaughn orders V to get to the rendezvous point. She happily heads off. Syd gives Bravo the go code, and they blow the front doors wide open. They enter and take out all the guards as Syd and Vaughn enter the house from a different direction. Moronen's obviously hooked Nadia up to the IV, because Nadia starts gasping and jerking around. Sloane, standing off to the side with Sark holding a gun to his head, says through clenched teeth, "You will regret this." And that's when Syd and Vaughn storm into the room and start shooting. As the chaos breaks, Sloane removes the IV needle from Nadia's hand. Sark and Moronen run off, and Vaughn runs after them. Syd's all, dude? What'd I say about sticking to the mission, huh? WHAT'D I SAY? Vaughn just goes, yeah, about that, I'm goin' after Moronen! Syd's all, oh, we are SO broken up, dude.
Vaughn aimlessly jogs after his wife and sees a figure coming toward him. He moves to shoot, but it's only Weiss, looking rather, erm, winded. Stay away from the Krispy Kremes, Eric. They're not doing you any good. Back with Sloane, Syd's ordering him to get away from his daughter. Syd keeps the gun trained on him as he backs away. She removes Nadia's shackles and slides her down to the ground, out of the line of fire. Two more of Sloane's thugs show up and try to hustle him out of there. Syd starts firing, but of course completely misses Sloane. Back with Vaughn, he's still running and chasing. He catches up to the Terrible Twosome, and they start shooting at him. He shoots back. Back with Syd. She fights some thugs. Then we're with V as she's running after Sark and Moronen. V's shooting at them and she's suddenly joined by Vaughn. They both shoot. What, she was in prison 24 hours ago and now she gets a gun? What's to stop her from shooting everyone in sight? God, this is stupid. Know what's more stupid? This next part. Sark and Moronen run into one of the CIAs Hummers, and Moronen pulls out a rocket launcher. Yeah. A rocket launcher. It was just left behind, on the back seat, you know, like a six-pack of Diet Coke. Whatever. Moronen shoots a rocket, V and Vaughn split down the middle and heave to the side, and a truck in the distance goes up in flames. Moronen hops into the Hummer, and she and Sark drive off.