Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A- | 1 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Bash
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 9 | Aired on 2006.10.09
Nancy's playing a videogame (...huh) when Silas enters and reminds her that it's almost Judah's birthday. Nancy says she thinks they'll scale back the celebration this year. Andy asks what they did the year before, and Silas recaps: ate his favourite food, watched his favourite movies, busted a piñata. Nancy suggests doing something less than an all-day celebration. Silas asks why, and Nancy hoarsely says that she doesn't know if she could take it. Silas, pissed, stomps out, but Andy tries to mediate by suggesting doing all the same things they did last year, plus lapdances. But then what will they have left to do for Andy's birthday?
After the meeting, Celia's going out to her car when Doug comes and puts a hand on her shoulder. Celia goes crazy hitting him, first with her bag and then, her hands. She freaks that she never should have done this, and that everyone hates her. She spits that he should have just put in the stoplight. He protests that he was going to; he just couldn't resist fucking with her because she was being such a "bitchface" about it. Doug says that Council meetings were the only thing in his life he could get through without getting baked, and that Celia took that away from him. She asks how he knew about the boat garage, and he reminds her that everything in government is motivated by self-interest, and that she should remember that. Jesus, who knows that better than Celia? She thanks him, and is gathering her things when Doug turns back and suggests that she bring vodka to the next meeting. He explains that they don't have to like her; they do like a good buzz. I think Celia can probably rustle up a bottle of Grey Goose -- you know, for the sake of Agrestic. Celia thinks he's just trying to set her up, like he did by showing up that night, but Doug says he just didn't have anything else to do. Go spend your money, man! Get a right-hand ring!
Nancy's. Andy is clipping his toenails and leaving the shards for the Roomba to pick up. Nancy comes by, asking Andy to take the kids shopping for "JudahFest," and he agrees, since it's in his job description as an assistant/nanny. He has estimated that he'll have paid Nancy back everything he owes her with his next trip to the dry cleaner. They bicker back and forth about the bills Nancy's still getting from the yeshiva, but finally, she says that there'll be another harvest in a couple of weeks, and that she'll put Andy back on the payroll. Andy tries to play hardball, asking for more than Sanjay, but when Nancy refuses, he folds like a card table. Nancy hugs him and welcomes him back to the team. I hope he's not supposed to be the place kicker.