Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A- | 1 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Bash
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 9 | Aired on 2006.10.09
Supermarket. The Botwins are picking out candy for the piñata. Shane picks up some jelly beans, and Silas crabs that Judah hated those. Andy says that the only candy Judah really liked was Almond Joy bars. Shane skips off to get some, and then Andy is distracted by a display of kosher food, sighing, "Yael." Silas asks what Judah was like before he met Nancy, and Andy said he smelled worse. He goes on: Judah was the golden boy to Andy's black sheep. He did everything right. But then, after college, he went through a "tortured-artist" phase -- not a painter, but a performance artist. His performances sound pretty douchey, and Silas asks why Judah did it. Andy cheerfully says that it was to get laid -- and it worked; he met Nancy when he hired her to dance barefoot in his "Feet Me In St. Louis" installation. Anyway, Nancy wanted kids, and Judah realized he sucked, so eventually he took his engineering degree, got a real job, and moved to the suburbs. Silas bitches that he's never getting married: "Marriage is death." Andy condescends that he's a bit young to have reached that conclusion. Shane asks why Andy isn't married. "Because marriage is death," says Andy. Well, marriage to Yael very well might have ended up that way.
Doug's office. Over martinis, Celia's getting the rundown from Doug on all the council members' secret corruptions. They wrap it up, Celia musing that she never knew there was such a method to Doug's madness. She moves for the door, and there's an awkward moment as they realize they're both leaving, and should they go out together, or not go out together, but it is lunchtime, and Doug knows this great new Mongolian barbecue place, and before you know it, Doug is making out with Celia. They break the kiss, both shocked that it even happened, but shortly Doug says that he has condoms in his desk. Celia asks whether he has herpes, or warts. Doug says he's clean, and asks about Celia. She says she's clean, too, and has had her tubes tied: "Fuck the condoms." "Great!" says Doug.
Moments later, Doug's sweeping everything off his desk and giving Celia a good rogering. Judging by Celia's moaning, Doug knows what he's doing, but he abruptly breaks his pace to ask whether this isn't just some elaborate scheme for her to get control of Isabellele's money. Celia, in turn, asks if it isn't a scheme for him to get back at Doug. They agree that they neither know what this is all about, nor do they care. Let the fucking continue!