Episode Report Card Gustave: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Nina's bidding
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 01.05.2004
Back in Whatever, Mexico in that shed outside of Casa Abandoñito, Charlie Brown is still suspended from the rafters, and his torturers are taking a break. Poor Man's Angelina Jolie enters and dismisses the men to go take care of Hector's truck. Once she's alone with Special Agent Charlie Brown, she sees that he is vomiting (or spitting) blood. She races over to him with a bottle of water (disinfectant?) and explains, as she washes his wounds, about the new V-I-R-U-S and how things are not what they seem and Kiefer is really still with CTU, yada yada yada. "Kiefer promised to get my entire family out of here if I helped you," says Angelina. "So help me!" gasps Charlie Brown. Angelina promises to figure out a way, but she can't right now because too many of Hector's people are around.
Back at the Terror Division of Christie's Auction House, Hector and Hartmano discuss how much they should bid on the V-I-R-U-S. They decide to offer $200 million. Hartmano sends Hector off to call the bank. "Who is she?" asks Hartmano, noticing that Kiefer is staring at Nina. Kiefer explains once more that he worked with Nina at CTU. "No," says Hartmano. "There ees more between you and dis woman." Shut up, Hartmano. Who appointed you a member of the 24 Greek chorus? "She killed my wife," says Kiefer. "Ees thees going to be a problem?" asks Hartmano. "No," says Kiefer, unconvincingly. The time is 09:38:50 PM.
The time is 09:43:05 PM. Klockwise from the top left, PoorMan'sAngelinaJolie shows off some hand moves she picked up from the Central American touring company of Mummenschanz, Soul Patch makes another phone call, Spawn sits at her computer, and Hector stares off into space. Back at Casa Abandoñito, Angelina has just told Brother Sergio to prepare to leave. "Where are we going?" he asks. "We will be together," says Angelina. "We're together now," says Sergio. "Is Hector coming?" For some inexplicable reason, I have a feeling that Sergio's love of Hector is going to bite Angelina in the ass. But then, I've never seen a television show before. Sergio whines some more about Hector. Angelina tells Sergio to forget about Hector and just do what she says. Juan Voight, Angelina's father, enters and asks Angelina what she's planning to do. Angelina tells him about Kiefer's plan to get them all out of there. "These people, Hector, Hartmano, Kiefer, you can't trust any of them," says Juan Voight. Angelina swears that Kiefer is different. Juan Voight is fine with that, but he doesn't want to leave with her. "I'm not going without you," says Angelina, grabbing a large knife from the kitchen.