Episode Report Card Wing Chun: B+ | 219 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Crush Girl Love Panic
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2006.09.18
On the set of Isabelle's first Huskeroos shoot, we pan past a girl on a trampoline (much bigger than Isabelle, by the way -- her lower half is all squat and bulbous like Charla from The Amazing Race, weird) to a makeup table, where Isabelle's just had her hair flat-ironed by John Paul DeJoria. She and Dean are both delighted, but then Celia comes over -- saying she's there because Isabel's the only one generating income in the family at the moment, so she's protecting their cash cow -- and starts shitting all over it. She bitches to the hairdresser that because Isabelle has a disproportionately small head, she needs her big hair to keep from looking like a pinhead. John Paul DeJoria's like, "I don't need this," and Dean sarcastically asks Celia whether she wants to take a run at the makeup next, just to make sure Isabellegets fired. Celia says that the makeup is terrible too, crabbing that they gave Isabel "blowjob lips." The director, having been summoned by John Paul DeJoria, comes over to ask what's going on. Celia tells him about Isabelle's bad hairdo: "Why is it that all you gay men hate women sooooo much?" "Because we have mothers like you," says the director, awesomely. Celia chuckles dryly. The director sends John Paul DeJoria back to fix Isabelle's hair, and calls for Security to escort Celia off the set. "Control freak," she grits. "Horror show," he shoots back. As Celia disgustedly makes to leave, Dean smirks, and Isabelle crows, "I love show business."