Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Flair, Care, And The Dirty Chair
By Miss Alli | Season 2 | Episode 15 | Aired on 12.15.2004
Speaking of Raj, he and John are placing a large Genworth sign (it's really big, like the size of the wall of a room, only it's very ungainly and curved) when they bump it against an awning and break the frame. A big piece of the sign collapses. "Uh-oh," they say. John points out that it will look bad for the sponsor of the event if its sign looks like it's been involved in a tragic rollover accident.
Elsewhere, in the SUV, Kelly is taking a call on the Space Communicator from Raj, who is back at the club and would like to know where the hell Kelly and Elizabeth are. Kelly breaks the news that they're lost, so he's not sure how long it's going to take them to get back. Kelly says that he felt really bad, because as a result of his getting lost with Elizabeth, Raj and John were losing precious sleeping time that they should have had -- which means, I assume, that they had to stay up in order to do something after Kelly got back from Kinko's. Kelly openly admits in the interview that he should have handled it better, and should have been more on top of mapping out the route. Of course, nobody's navigational skills are sharp in the middle of the night, so he shouldn't be too hard on himself. He's lucky he didn't drive off a bridge into a river. Which would have made, you must admit, for a really suspenseful finale.
The Honking of Wacky Hijinks plays as John and Raj relax on the porch of the clubhouse in what one can only assume are the wee small hours of the morning. "How long till we get our next phone call from him?" John smirks. There are night animal noises. "Hear the frogs?" Raj says. "Those are Canadian [sic] geese," John says. And then there is an unmistakable "ribbit, ribbit" in the background. John: "Now that's a frog." Raj: "Now it's a frog." John: "There's also a goose." Raj, confused: "It was a goose, and now it's a frog." John: "No. There was a goose and a frog." Raj: "And the goose and the frog were singing together, and now just the frog is singing." John: "Correct. You finally got it." Raj: "Got it." And that scene was the highlight of the entire three-hour finale, I think. Because I totally believe that the world will only achieve peace when all the geese and frogs of the world hold hands and sing together in a spirit of peace and harmony, and because I've had those semi-coherent conversations myself on occasion. Coincidentally, the last one I had was a sort of sick version of "Death Is Not An Option" about which two women apprentices I would most like to have as my friends in real life. And it went like this: "Uhhhhh." As I recall, I think the winners were ultimately Elizabeth and Ivana, which makes me feel like I must have hit my head on something, but I'm almost sure that's what I said. At any rate, Raj and John wonder where Kelly is, and then they gradually zonk out in their respective chairs on the porch, or so it appears. "I think I hear him coming, zzzzzz," says Raj.
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