Episode Report Card Pamie: A- | 160 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Teen Sex Ruins Lives
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2003.02.25
Back at home, Rory answers the phone. It's Headmaster Charleston's secretary, connecting Headmaster Charleston and Paris on the line. How late does Charleston work, dude? It's, like, 11 or something. I covet Paris' iBook. Charleston tells the girls that he was impressed with both of their speeches. Paris asks who won. Charleston says that the simple act of completing a task well is a win. He says that he didn't want to have to choose one of them, of course, and since he's the Headmaster he can change the rules. So he is. They both win! Yay! Rory wins everything! And if she doesn't, then Paris wins! They both win everything all the time. Why does anybody else at that school bother signing up for anything? From Yearbook to Student Council to debate to a C-SPAN speech, why even have other students? Charleston tells Paris and Rory to combine their speeches to deliver them together on Friday. He wants the revised speech on his desk by Tuesday. He tells them to enjoy the rest of their weekend. Charleston hangs up, and somehow Rory and Paris are still on the line together. Paris is suspicious of all this. Rory agrees that it sucks. They argue over who should back out, and which one of them loves C-SPAN more. Rory says they could meet at school tomorrow to go over it. Paris suggests they do it over the phone. Paris says she'll call tomorrow at 6. "I can't wait," Rory says, and hangs up.