Episode Report Card Pamie: A- | 160 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Teen Sex Ruins Lives
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2003.02.25
We get new jazzy la-la music as we watch Lorelai park her Jeep at Doose's market. Thanks for that.
Doose's Market. Kirk has dumped all of the mail on the ground and CuteDean has had it. He wants to pick up the mail that's for him, but Kirk won't let anyone touch anything. A crowd has gathered. Kirk is flustered. Lorelai sees her water bill. CuteDean says that Kirk has been on the ground for twenty minutes. Lorelai tells Kirk he has to sort the mail first. Kirk leans back on his knees and whines, "Everybody is always telling me what to do! Everybody else is always right! Well, I'm sorry, but I am the mail carrier in this town and I will carry the mail the way that I carry the mail. And if you don't like that then you can carry the mail. But you'll have to apply for the job first." He says that there's a test you have to take, and it's a hard test. Kirk then suffers a paper cut, shutting him up momentarily. Lorelai tells Dean she needs some non-drowsy allergy medicine. Dean tells her to check in the back with the aspirin. It's not there, so they must be out. Nine different kinds of beans, this store has, but only one allergy medicine. Dean says he'd tell her when they're getting more, but he hasn't gotten the mail yet. "Shut up!" Kirk hisses. Lorelai says she'll just get some when she gets to Hartford. She tells Dean to try to wrestle away her water bill. Dean tells Kirk he's got five more minutes to pick up the mail before Dean gets the mop. Kirk declares that this mail is the property of the United States government. This prompts the crowd to seize the mail, sorting it themselves.