Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Drunk-Dialing Connie
By Lady Lola | Season 3 | Episode 12 | Aired on 03.17.2011
The guys head inside, where Vinny basically says he wouldn't trust a girl to text another guy about anything, even the weather. All the guys agree heartily, which pretty neatly sums up the unwinnable mindset Sammi is up against. Pauly calls shenanigans that Sammi was good friends with this guy and Ronnie had never heard of him. Because, as we know, all girlfriends must report to their abusive, 'roided out boyfriends before they even consider breathing.
While Sitch gets the number, the girls sit outside and talk shit about the guys. JWOWW rightly notes that Sammi was technically single, and Snooki puts Sitch on blast for being fake. Sammi thinks it's over with Ronnie -- then awesomely acknowledges the verbal landslide of "done" that she has inflicted upon all of us. Back inside, Sitch reaches Arvin. He corrects The Situation's misapprehension that they've known each other for more than year but confirms to Ronnie (with a swagger that I consider suspect) that he has made out with Sammi on a couple of occasions. Ronnie also says he's done, but with much less self-awareness. What's new?
Next week: JWOWW and Roger become exclusive. More dog poop. More verbal diarrhea from Ronnie.
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