Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: A- | 348 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT The Body
By Cindy McLennan | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2013.02.21
Audience: As if.
Bonnie: How am I going to do this?
"Shane": Using the power of three...
Demian's Soul Spirit: Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Get thee behind me, Satan. The abomination is CANCELLED!
"Shane": Not that power of three. God. The power of three massacres.
Raoul's Soul Spirit (ecstatic): VIOLENCE! WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
"Shane": I bet they'd drink my Spirit Tea. Anyhow, yeah, if you slaughter a dozen victims, the earth is marked with power. You can Express that power.
Bonnie: You've had 36 people killed?
"Shane": What do you take me for -- a monster and a psychopath? No, I've only had 24 killed. A dozen humans at Pastor Cliche's ranch. A dozen hybrids thanks to Klaus. You and I are going to complete the triangle, but it's totally okay because they'll come back. It's worth it.
Bonnie: I'm not helping you kill 12 people, Shane.
Kol's Ghost: I just killed a bunch of baby vamps at Club Zanadew. Didn't make note of the count.
"Shane": Wouldn't you, if it meant seeing Jeremy, again? Your Grams. All those you've lost. I think you would.
Kol's Ghost: Hey, why aren't they listening to me?
Recapper: Get used to it.
Bonnie: I'm outta here. Oh crap. I tripped. I tripped over Jeremy's dying form.
"Jeremy": It hurts.
Bonnie: CPR cures a broken neck and extreme blood loss in a person who is still able to breathe and talk, right?
Audience: We're learning to ignore these things.
Wind: *Whips Up*
"Jeremy": *Disappears*
Bonnie: Huh? No.
"Shane": Reappears. He asked you to help, didn't he. He needs your help. You can do this, Bonnie. You're just crazy enough.
Bonnie: Yes, master.
Back at Gilbert Gables, Meredith turns up the AC to slow down Jeremy's decay. Stefan mopes about death. Meredith joins in. I just like this scene because these two are very pretty and married in real life. I think they're talking about depressing stuff like loss and denial, so I ignore them 'til Damon calls. Stefan updates him on how Elena's losing it. Damon confesses that he can't find Bonnie. Stefan says he'll have to leave and get home, so he can use the sire bond to keep Elena together. They can find Bonnie later. After all, she's only a tool to them -- yes, even to Stefan, who acts like he likes her. After Damon rings off, Bonnie emerges from the woods. Since this script has decided Damon loves Bonnie, he hugs her. Or he hugs what is left of her. Bonnie's lights are on, but she's not home. She starts talking about how Shane led the way and know she knows how to bring back the Germ.