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Forever CANCELLED!

Forever Charmed - Stick a fork in it. It's done.

Demian

Kill Bimbo: Vol. 2

Kill Billie: Vol. 2 - In which the Manor dies a horrible death, rather than the titular Retard. Though, you know, they certainly won't be needing those sets again any time soon, because CANCELLED!

Demian

Frankly, You Morons, I Don't Give A Rat's Ass

Gone With The Witches - Because you and your Maggot Necks and your leprechauns and your Nefarious Demonic Plots For Retard Domination and your Ugly Rufus Wainwrights and your goddamned zombie fairy princesses and your goddamned zombie Triads have been CANCELLED!

Demian

The Three Stigmata Of Chrissssty Retard

The Jung And The Restless - Ssssecretly Evil Chrissssty hurls the Manor Morons onto a dream plane, then sends her maggoty-necked retard of a sister after them to prove to the latter just how selfish the Glamorous Ladies really are. The bad news? It works. The good news? CANCELLED!

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The Short And Unhappy Marriage Of Raige Matthews-Mitchell

The Torn Identity - Two weeks after tripping down the aisle with Darling Henry, Raige has capital-I Issues with the union that send her reeling into the arms of Stoop -- but not for any of the many, many reasons you or I would go reeling into Victor Webster's arms, because stuff like that only happens on other television shows. You know, ones that haven't been CANCELLED!

Demian

Li'l Orphan Retard

Generation Hex - Candor hires a couple of unvanquishable demonic freelancers to off Ma and Pa Retard, thereby earning for himself The Wrath Of Chrissssty. Meanwhile, Raige and Piper have no real subplot to speak of, while Stoop and the Feebs bungle their way through her monstrous dating history so she might learn to love again -- for the ninety-third time since this series began. CANCELLED!

Demian

Engaged And Confused

Engaged And Confused - Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and every day George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Sadly, Raige Matthews is no Martha Washington.

Demian

We Don't Need No Water, Let The Bimbo Retard Burn!

The Last Temptation Of Christy - And the Trademark Without Pity goes to the lovely and talented The Done One for the delightful lyric above that so succinctly captures audience reaction to Maggot Neck's too-close encounter with her sister's primary power this evening. Pity Raige and Phoebe had to intervene, isn't it?

Demian

Zodiac Killers

12 Angry Zen - And by the above, I refer not to this evening's dark demonic forces sent from the flaming maw of Hell, but rather to the typewriting crackmonkeys responsible for this evening's choppy, sloppy, nonsensical, poorly thought out, and disjointed piece of crap. Will no one ever cancel this show? Woe unto us, Les Moonves!

Demian

The Freaky Importance of Scrying Hard for the Power of Three Non-Blondes

Repo Manor - And the Trademark Without Pity goes to The Done One, with a crucial assist from Solidify, for that rather succinct encapsulation of the previous episodes the typewriting crackmonkeys tossed into a blender to come up with tonight's script. Guess what? It wasn't as bad as anyone expected it to be. Guess why? Minimal Retard, and when she was on screen, she was getting her oddly proportioned ass handed to her by The Dark Demonic Ps. It's fun for the whole family!

Demian