Episode Report Card Joe R: A- | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Bill Sussman
By Joe R | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 2007.09.10
U-Turn's. Nancy's there to pay two grand on her $12,500 bill, which U-Turn says is light enough to "get a nigga shot." Nancy says it's a good thing she's white, then, but already the gods of the ironic segue have conspired to have Marvin get dragged through the doorway, having been shot in his ample behind. U-Turn divines that it was Mexicans who were responsible and tells Marvin he can't be bleeding all over his nice upholstery. But Marvin still needs to get to the hospital, and despite Nancy's emphatic "No" to the idea of driving a gunshot victim to the hospital, next thing we know they're all three in the car, Nancy biting her nails nervously. They drive past a couple Mexicans who flash gang signs, and in between asking those ironically innocuous, consumer-based questions that make U-Turn such a delight when he's not saying "Bitch I'ma fucking kill you," he divines that these "Tres Seis" gang members are the ones who shot Marvin. He tells Nancy to make a few right hand turns, and after Sullivan calls and gets an earful of "Who the fuck is you?" he tells Nancy to pull up alongside those same Mexicans they passed earlier and he pulls out his gun and starts shooting at them. Nancy doesn't quite catch on to the "drive" part of "drive-by," so of course it takes a "Drive, bitch!" to get her moving. U-Turn laughs maniacally as they speed away, and even bleeding ol' Marvin gets to shoot those cholos the finger.
Back at Sullivan's office, he's trying to flatter Celia into handing over her vote in exactly the same manner he used on Doug. Celia's got more sense than a trained chimp, however, and says she knows Doug got a golf club membership. "I love a woman who does her homework," Sullivan says through a forced smile because he means "I hate a woman who does her homework." Celia says she wants a house. Preferably one without an atrium, one would guess.