Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Deep End Of The Ocean
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 13 | Aired on 08.31.2009
Doug wakes, all tied up in the storage unit with Celia chomping on a salad and explaining that he's benefitting from her own experience. "When Quinn tied me up, I chafed. You should be comfortable." The knots and rope are bizarre, like a hanging macramé planter from a 1983 Pier One. He asks what happens now, and she says she's going back to drug dealing. He explains that, as usual, he was asking about himself. She admits she hasn't thought about it; maybe she'll sell his organs. He reminds her she's already had his best one, and she briefly claims -- to his friendly, surprisingly non-creepy interest -- that she's jumped ship and is now into ladies. "When we kiss, it's soft, and our breasts press against each other, and... Who am I kidding? I need dick."
Doug figures out that Celia's talking about Raylene, and they talk about how he was also planning on hooking up with her, and they talk more generally about how they are both stupid and greedy, and it hasn't done either of them any good: Celia's got the "stench of pussy on her lips," which: nice, and he's got a drawer-dented dick. So clearly they need to change something about their lives. Celia claims she's fine, but Doug is astounded at how easily she folded under the fake-cop thing, and suggests that she's maybe not cut out for drug dealing. I love how even Doug thinks that Nancy is a success.
Celia throws a fit about that, because if Nancy can do it she can do it, and he points out that she had a team. So then Celia's dream becomes having a team under her, like she's going to run through all five seasons this week and we're fast-forwarding to the first finale. "I need a team. People I can trust." It sounds wrong; Celia shakes her head. "I don't trust anybody..." But still, she wants a team. Doug offers her a team-up, and after some back-and-forth she agrees, as long as he remembers who's on the bottom and who's on the top. "You're tied up: Bottom." She points to herself: "Top." If only Sanjay were here to explain it, perhaps with diagrams or a lazily clichéd anecdote or two.
Nancy runs into Andy and Audra randomly outside Adelita's room, and Audra immediately starts (or is still) fidgeting with the ring, which has made its way onto her finger. Of course, Nancy assumes that somebody else has gotten shot, and Andy protests that he's there to see the boys, but right then Silas comes barging out of the room to get them, and yells at Andy for snitching. "She's roamin' the halls, I dunno!" is Andy's perfectly valid excuse. Nancy asks what the fuck is going on, and Silas admits that she seems to have OD'd, or something. On what? Why, on heroin. "She's a junkie," he says, and just when Nancy's about to wig out about that, she notices the ring on Audra's finger, so Audra scoots her ass into Adelita's room and promises to give them an update soon. Of course, Andy cares nothing about any of this, just in playing both Nancy and his life off Audra, so he calls out some gross "I love you" with a million pet names, and of course Nancy is disgusted and keeps on going down the hall.