Episode Report Card Daniel: B- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Ain’t No Cure For Love (But There Is A Cure For Salmonella)
By Daniel | Season 9 | Episode 9 | Aired on 08.15.2011
She tells us that it hurts deeply to be told by one of the best chefs in the world that she doesn't have what it takes. "Let that be a lesson," Ramsay tells the survivors. Elise tells us she's a better chef than Jamie, but she's here to kick Red AND Blue ass. Speaking of Blue ass, Will says that if what happened to Jamie happens to him, they'd better call security because he will not be going silently. Carrie whines about Elise about hating her. "Sorry, honey. I'm not going anywhere," she tells us.
Man, even Ramsay's Jamie sendoff is lackluster, as he vaguely talks about her lack of "fightback" and says it's not what cooks have done before they got here but what they do here that counts. No puns? No plays on words? Worst date night since Date Night
Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. His recent vacation, despite not being in Vegas, involved waterslides, mountain climbing, ferris wheels and beer, so it was still pretty cool. Follow him on Twitter (@DanMacEachern) or email him at danieljdaniel@gmail.com.
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