Episode Report Card Sara M: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Drop This Show
By Sara M | Season 9 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.12.2004
Ruthie leaves the office and says that she has detention for the rest of the week. She asks RevCam to leave her alone, and leaves. RevCam watches her go with tears in his eyes. He flashes back to a clip from the first season, when Ruthie was still a sociopath, but was considered "cute." I turn away, because it's bad enough that I have to see the current Ruthie. Why must I also be assaulted with PastRuthie?
Matt and Kevin enter the Treehouse of Lurv to get something from Matt's luggage. Oops! They walked in on Simon and Georgia making out, with their clothes on, on the couch. Yeah, those two are totally having sex. Simon and Georgia jump up when they see their new audience. Kevin tells Simon that he's in the wrong house, to which Simon's just like "sorry." Kevin's suggestion that the couple "get a room" is met with a punch in the chest from Matt. Introductions are made, and Matt says he needs to talk to his brother alone. Kevin begs to differ; this is his business because this is his apartment. Well, it's not really Kevin's apartment, and even it if were, this wouldn't be his business, but whatever. Suddenly Lucy comes upstairs and Georgia goes, "Great, is this more of your family?" Hee. Lucy asks Matt how long he'll be in town, and he says two weeks, "give or take." How is that going to work if Matt's a regular cast member now? Will this whole season take place in the timeframe of two weeks? That would be interesting. Like 24 but really, really crappy. ["'But'?" -- Sars] And not that interesting. Lucy is hoping that Matt might spend some of his vacation time away from the house. Simon suggests Europe as a possible destination. Matt says that "Europe doesn't like us right now." I agree; I'd imagine that the countries in Europe whose television stations air 7th Heaven probably aren't huge Camden fans. Especially France. Lucy asks about PC, and Matt says she's back in New York and it's healthy for them to take separate vacations. Ha! They so hate each other. Lucy tells Kevin and Matt to leave so she can talk to Simon and Georgia. Surprisingly, they do.
Simon apologizes and says he didn't think anyone would mind. That you were making out in someone else's apartment without their permission? Shut up, Simon. "Let's just go," says the wise Georgia. But no, Lucy has something to say. "Do you want to end up like this?" Lucy says, pointing to her belly. "Chubby?" asks Georgia. Okay, that was the best line ever. Georgia is so much better than Asslee ever was. And really, Georgia's not that great. "Pregnant," says Lucy. "Oh," says Georgia, not really caring. Simon says that he and Georgia were just talking, to which Lucy says she's pregnant and that means she doesn't believe them. She tells Simon to never come to her apartment when she and Kevin aren't home, and tells them both to keep their hands off each other until they're married. Hey, Lucy? Why don't you just LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOOR once in a while if you're so against unwelcome intruders? ["And MYOFB, you moon-faced hag. Jesus." -- Sars]