Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 319 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Since The Night Matthew Ashbaugh Died
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.27.2013
Alicia: "So Beth, what did L/G offer you today?"
Will, hissing: "Objection, vague."
Alicia: "Not a prob. Beth, have you been offered a change in position in the last twelve hours?"
Will, barking: "Relevance!"
Judge: "Uh, do you really not get where she's going with this?"
Will: "No, I do. It just makes me mad."
Beth: "I mean, here's the thing..."
Will: "God damn everything."
Beth: "I was offered a partnership. But it was eight months ago! So this is just... A partner is leaving, so."
Alicia: "Uh huh, and who told you about this wonderful change in things? Mr. Gardner?"
Beth: "Yeah."
Alicia: "Because he's pretty gross, right?"
David Lee objects, and she gives him the quacking-duck hand without even looking up from her notes. And here we thought nothing could ever be more gif-able than "look at all this paper." It's gorgeous and mesmerizing and I watched it all week.
Judgment is, the status quo holds until there's time for a fuller hearing, but that means that they can still go after ChumHum (and only ChumHum, because that's who was in play at the time of the restraining order). F/A whines about how all their clients want to leave with them -- you can't steal something from a man who never had it -- but the Judge points out that, if that's true, then it won't matter.
David Lee: "We're going to murder you. Starve you. Carve names in your flesh."
Carey: "You don't see how this makes you look pathetic? Beating up on little kids because you're scared we really are better?"
Will: "Beating up on traitors because that's how you stay the best. Glad you're gone."
David Lee: "And what about you, Florrick? Walking away because you can't take the heat? Fucking Judas..."
She stops at the doors, and the face she turns back to them all is one they've never seen.
"We're coming after you. All your clients. Every single one we worked to make happy, while you swept in at the last minute to take credit. We're taking them. And then you know what you'll have? A very nice suite of offices."
Nobody moves. Nobody breathes.
COURTHOUSE
Carey: "That was incredible. You are the scariest. That was like Galadriel again."
Alicia: "Fuck it. Buckle up. Cary, name all the judges that got burned in Will's bribery scandal."
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