Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 319 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Since The Night Matthew Ashbaugh Died
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.27.2013
Tribune: "Okay, can we talk about your wife getting fired?"His eyes go a little bit scared for her, and he rings off, shouting for Eli.
Eli: "What is it? You sound freaked!"
Peter: "Alicia got fired, apparently?"
Eli, wide-eyed: "What?"
Peter: "Ben is Glory, Eli. Catch up."
Eli: "Fired from her job?"
Will: "So we set a meeting for Neil... Oh, look who's calling! This is going to be so rad."
Peter: "WILL."
Will: "Hey buddy, how's it going?"
Peter: "Where is my wife?"
Will: "Not here, I know that much! Stealing somebody else's clients, maybe."
Peter: "You can't steal something from a man who never had it in the first place."
Will: "Fucking go to hell, bro."
Eli's eyes go wider and wider throughout, past anime and into just 100 percent eyeballs, into a Picasso painting of Eli's face:
Will: "Speaking of things that don't require your involvement, Governor-Elect..."
Peter: "Right now I'm not a Governor, I'm a husband. A husband with the chance to take you out of the running for good. Do you understand how many points I will win for coming the fuck after you today? We'll be in Hawaii before the fucking sun goes down."
Will: "Ooh, are you threatening me? Am I gonna get audited? Should I be recording this?"
Peter: "Yeah, I'm the asshole here. You sleep with my wife, then fire her..."
Will: "I don't remember any sleeping..."
Peter: "What's awful is that you know exactly how awful you are."
Will: "I'm just trying to figure out what I should feel bad about, buddy. Because this is the best I have felt in weeks."
Peter: "Feel bad that I am coming the fuck after you. And feel bad that you have just cemented my marriage for the rest of time. Life without Will is just Team Florrick, all the time. Whatever you all turned her into, she's my weapon now. And I am hers."
Will: "I have to go. Fuck you, okay?"
Peter: "Enjoy being destroyed utterly in the near future."
Eli: "I think I am having an actual heart attack. How do you know if it's a heart attack or a panic attack? What if it's both? I think it might be both."
FLORRICK/AGOS
Alicia: "We need it looking sharp as hell. For the client optics, but also so we don't feel like we're playing dress-up. We have to be always thinking we are real."
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