Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT "Almost thirty hours" is more like it
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.11.2002
Oh, God. There's more? It's not over yet? Jesus. Whatever. Like, Devlin's given the Weasel the authority to start an inquiry even though we ALL know that the Weasel is the mole. Devlin wants Spy Daddy to come back to the office, because this whole stealing-the-goo scenario isn't looking too good for ol' Spy Daddy. Spy Daddy asks if he and Devlin are friends. Devlin's all, dude? What in the HELL are you talking about? Spy Daddy just rasps that he'll see Devlin when the job's done. Yawn.
Aaaaaand we're back with SDAP and his tray of shiny sharp things that make my teeth hurt. He picks up an ampoule (no, not THAT one) and a needle. It's a truth serum. Oh, and EW! They just showed Willage. Okay. This scene is just fucking gross, dudes. There's no two ways about it. Nope. Willage is slumped forward, and there is a veritable WATERFALL of blood splooging out of his mouth. It's just running in a long stream out of his mouth. Gah. GAH!
Okay, I can't look at the screen. I'm just going to listen and type. SDAP says that he would have tried the serum out on Willage before, but one in five men have the unfortunate reaction of total paralysis, among other things. Gah. GAH. Willage looks like raw hamburger, dudes! Ew! NO CLOSE-UPS. PLEASE! SDAP wastes no time in sticking the needle directly into Willage's neck. And the needle? It's the size of a Novocain needle. Oh, yes it is. I am SO canceling my appointment tomorrow.
SDAP watches Willage carefully, looking for signs of paralysis or arousal or whatever the hell else is supposed to happen after administering the scary stuff. Willage? Only starts to cry. Man. He and Sydney should really get together. They can fill that dumb ovary of an apartment with dozens of children that cry at the drop of a hat. Of course, considering that Willage just got a tranquillizer dart to the chest, had the shit kicked out of him, had some radical dental work sans painkillers, and just had a vial of scary stuff injected into his jugular, I'd say that Willage deserves a little slack.
Newspaper Of No Importance Whatsoever. Willage's little Brit friend has grown concerned as to Willage's whereabouts. She's handed his story over to the Editrix. Guess what? She's running it. Front page, baby. Looks like Willage will finally get the glory he's always wanted. Too bad he's in a Taipei basement playing Truth Or Dare with a dentist who is NOT a member of the ADA.
Meanwhile, Syd and Spy Daddy are hanging out with the Rambaldi page as Syd tells Spy Daddy that Dixon just dropped his "security section" bomb and walked away. Spy Daddy's all, dude? Pay attention. Page first, panic later. Syd spreads the Rambaldi goo all over the page, and an intricate image comes up.