Episode Report Card Keckler: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Let That Be Your Last Bakulafield
By Keckler | Season 3 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.13.2004
Enterprise flies into the formation and fires at one of the Fleabags. Its engines are down. Digimon orders his Christalien Scientist to target the main reactor. T'Pol tries to put her usurper in a headlock. But since this isn't VWF (Vulcanwide Wrestling Federation), she is easily pushed back by a Christalien Scientist with a gun. That's stupid. As a VULCAN, T'Pol should have been able to EASILY nerve-pinch the one and use the other as a battering ram! It's the third season, and T'Pol still acts as weak as a human. Sickening. Enterprise fires and destroys the Fleabag. Two Fleabags fire back.
Sickbay. As the ship shakes, Phlox holds onto countertops for support. He "accidentally" bangs into his Pyrithian bat's cage, and she flies out and zooms around Sickbay. The Christalien Scientist guard looks concerned. "Don't worry, it's harmless," Phlox tells him. "Unless it's agitated." The Christalien Scientist guard sits down on the floor, out of range of the flapping. Hee -- Phlox and his phauna.
Corridor. Quantum releases his own bat: Reed. "Captain!" Reed says, jumping to his feet. Quantum tosses him a gun and says, "We have to get to the Armory." He clasps Reed on the arm and says dramatically, "We're retaking the ship -- we need the Uh-Ohs!"
Bridge. Doubting Thomas arrives to say that the engines are under repair. Digimon orders May-No-More-Lines-Tonight to stay with the Fleabags. May-No-More-Lines-Tonight doesn't move. Digimon puts a gun to his head and says, "Do what I say!" May-No-More-Lines-Tonight looks over at T'Pol, who signals her assent by blinking her eyes. May-No-More-Lines-Tonight follows T'Pol's ocular command. Doubting Thomas goes to fiddle with stuff.
Sickbay. The Pyrithian bat continues to fly around. "Careful! There's no antidote for the venom!" Phlox announces. As the Christalien Scientist guard shields his head, Phlox runs over and hyposprays him. The guard falls unconscious. "There'll be an extra helping of snow beetles for you tonight, young lady!" Phlox chortles. Aw! Phlox puts a glass canister of blue liquid into a panel marked "Environmental," and waits.
Bridge. Doubting Thomas fiddles some more.
Sickbay. The blue liquid dissipates. Phlox sighs and smiles in relief.
Quantum and Reed start a firefight in the Armory. Quantum nails a Christalien Scientist in the face. I hope he killed him. My, but this episode has made me bloodthirsty! The remaining Christalien Scientist fakes surrender. He stands up, drops his guns, and descends the stairs. As he reaches Quantum and Reed, he plunges his brooch into his arm. Nothing happens. He freaks and tries to go back to get his gun. Reed shoots him in the ass. He falls.