Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Babies on Board
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 14 | Aired on 02.10.2011
A while later, she gets back to her apartment as Jack calls to announce they had the baby. Prods Avery, "We? We?" He tells her to shush and get her rest. He acknowledges that the baby (who looks about eight months old, btw) is Canadian-American but promises to treat her "just like a human baby." He recounts the night's shenanigans and frames it that he had to step up. Avery screams in the back that he quit, and he asks sharply whether they gave her a Percocet. Lemon realizes ruefully that someone eventually has to quit to make a relationship work. She wishes Jack and Avery the best during the lifetime of fighting the double-edged sword. Jack reminds her he called because it was supposed to be a joyous occasion. She cheers up and starts talking about her evening with Carol, but she's interrupted when Avery and Jack become incensed that the whack job Socialists on the Canadian medical team will not take their money. They grab Baby Donaghy-Jessup and walk right out of there.
Bonus! Kenneth videochats with a newly dashiki'd Tracy in Africa as Tracy recounts his experience teaching the locals the words to "Monster Mash." Kenneth wonders when Tracy's coming back since TGS is starting up in a couple of weeks. Tracy insists this new phase of his life is bigger than the show and shuts off his computer. After, we see that Tracy is not in fact in Africa, but in a sound stage made to look like Africa. He walks glumly over to his cot and says, "Yep, really good decision..."
How about some jokes, eh?
Travel Hazards
Lemon: Hey, do you have a neck pillow? I blew mine up, and now it smells like my mouth.
Jack: I never sleep on planes. I don't want to get incepted.
The Perks of EGOT-ing, Part 1
Kenneth: The Empire State Building will be lit in the color of your choosing.
Tracy: Clear!
Kenneth: Sea World will now let you borrow a killer whale for Spring Break.
Tracy: I'll need a whale saddle.
Kenneth: And Steven Spielberg wants you to star in his next movie.
Tracy: Kate Capshaw's husband?
The Perks of EGOT-ing, Part 2
Lemon: Tracy, congratulations. I loved your acceptance speech. So I guess you've made it to the next level. I look forward to seeing how this empowers you to make my life more difficult.
Tracy: As am I, Liz Lemon. It'll probably involve a guitar-playing chimpanzee that I bought this morning. Oh, hold on... Dot Com is confirming that he drowned. [Kenneth walks in with a suit for Tracy.] Why are you putting me in a suit? I still haven't memorized my Torah passage.