Episode Report Card Gustave: B- | 217 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Kiefer Underkover
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 2002.11.05
Meanwhile, back at Rough Trade Auto Shop, Kiefer is bent over…the open hood of his car, that is. He pretends to poke around the engine in order to determine why it won't start. Krispin comes up behind him and asks him why he's still around. Kiefer tells him to mind his own business, then walks over to Eddie and tells him that the bomb that Krispin was working on isn't going to work. "The fuses are too tight and your man's a joke," says Kiefer. Krispin reacts explosively -- see what I just did there? -- to Kiefer's critique of his bomb-making skills and attacks him from behind. Although he's caught unprepared, Kiefer's martial arts skills easily match for Krispin's street-fighting moves. Kiefer takes Krispin down using his trademark Sutherland lovemaking skills. The cracking of bones can clearly be heard as Kiefer twists Krispin's leg. Krispin moans in pain…or is it pleasure? The junkyard gang approaches to see what all the ruckus is about. Kiefer goes back to "fixing" the Kiefmobile. "He broke my damn ankle!" gasps Krispin. "You shouldn't have been playing with adults," says Kiefer. The time is 09:46:27 AM.
The time is 09:50:52 AM. Klockwise from the top left, Kiefer works on his car some more, Palmer does more office stuff, and Mason drives the Xandermobile to the outside of the blast radius. Spawn finds a pay phone. She calls 911, but the operator puts her on hold. Here's Daddy! "Who are you calling?" asks DaddyStopTouchingMe, grabbing her. "The police? Because they're already looking for you for kidnapping my daughter!" Spawn does the Fuddrucker-struggle in order to get out of his clutches and then, once free, runs…to the other side of the pay phone. She's, like, a whole two feet from him. He'll never catch her now…unless he leans over and extends his arms in her direction! DaddyStopTouchingMe calms down and tries to talk it out with Spawn. He commends Spawn for taking off with JonBenet. "I would have done the same thing." He claims not to be a bad person; he's just a guy under a lot of pressure at work who did something stupid. He begs Spawn to let him apologize to his daughter and assure her that she has nothing to be frightened of. Spawn is sympathetic, but insists that Crazy Laura has to say it's okay before she hands over JonBenet. DaddyStopTouchingMe flips out at Spawn's insubordination and tries to beat her up. Spawn escapes from his clutches again but she actually runs this time. Next thing you know, she's running through that very same maze of alleyways where she and PMMS were running away from the evil frat boys last season. Again, I have to ask, is this an inside joke or are they just too lazy to build new sets? DaddyStopTouchingMe catches up to Spawn and takes her down. Spawn gets hold of a tire iron and whacks DaddyStopTouchingMe with all of her might. He goes down. Whoa, Spawn! I didn't know you had it in you!