Episode Report Card Strega: B- | 715 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Let Baltar Be Baltar
By Strega | Season 1 | Episode 11 | Aired on 2005.03.18
Goatee Guy backs off and it seems like he's giving up. But then he grabs his beer bottle and smacks it into Apollo's head. The bottle makes a very nasty sound when it hits Apollo, but doesn't break, and Apollo goes down. Starbuck grabs her cane and starts to rush over, but is held back by Silent Guy. Apollo twists Goatee Guy's arm back as they continue fighting. Briefcase Guy quickly gathers up his papers and stuffs them into his briefcase. Starbuck smacks Silent Guy with her cane, and gets punched. Apollo tries strangling Goatee Guy, but Goatee Guy pins his arms to his sides. Silent Guy knocks Starbuck down, and she loops her cane around his leg and pulls. Apollo punches Goatee Guy. Starbuck pokes the handle of her cane into Silent Guy's stomach, oof, and flips him over. Apollo and Goatee Guy trade some more punches. Briefcase Guy looks frightened as Apollo and Goatee crash into his table, knocking his briefcase onto the floor. The gun falls out. Starbuck starts to pick herself up as Goatee Guy and Apollo continue to tussle on the floor. Briefcase Guy tries to collect his stuff without anyone's noticing, but Starbuck calls, "There's a gun!" Briefcase Guy starts to run away. Apollo grunts, "Starbuck!" as he's pressed against the floor by Goatee Guy. Apollo is reaching out for the bottle, which is just out of reach. Starbuck hobbles past, chasing Briefcase Guy. As she passes she chirps, "Incoming," and kicks the bottle into Apollo's hand. Apollo clonks Goatee Guy in the head and rolls him over. Starbuck uses her cane again to trip Briefcase Guy, who topples. She and Briefcase fumble with other, trying to get to the gun. Apollo kneels astride Goatee Guy and shouts, "Are you looking for this?" Then he hits him with the bottle again. Heh. But it would have been funnier if he'd hit Goatee with the radio. This time the bottle smashes. Starbuck finally scrambles over to the gun and turns over to aim it at Briefcase Guy, who freezes. That was fun. But I still miss Mike Massa's fights. Yeah, I know, we've already got fun flippy spaceships so maybe fun flippy people would be too...flippy.