Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Into the Lion's Den
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 5 | Aired on 05.31.2010
Yes, unfortunately, it appears that Danielle neglected to pay for her entourage, nor did she RSVP that they were coming. As an honored guest (at least in her own mind) she felt she was entitled to bring 20 extra people. Oh honey, no, this is not Studio 54, it's a fundraiser for a little girl who has cancer. Grow up. Since no one in the gun club (who was throwing the event) or at The Brownstone (who was hosting the event) knew that Danielle was coming with the entire cast of Sons of Anarchy in tow, they had no idea to set up a table for them. Obviously Danielle takes this as a personal affront.
As Jailbird Danny paces the floor hollering at the staff and threatening to raise hell (at a fundraiser for a little girl with cancer, natch) unless they get seated and some breadsticks and a fucking lemon slice in their water in the next five minutes, Danielle decides to go talk to the mother of the little baby with cancer and explain that the Manzos hate her and are personally killing her baby. Then Danielle wanders around the banquet hall explaining to everyone within earshot that this entire kerfuffle is all the Manzos' fault and she is going to leave WITH DIGNITY before her entourage tears up the place. With the cameras rolling and 8% of the 18-49 demographic watching. Kim G., who actually does seem kind of classy, gives the family a check and wishes them all the best. By the way, according to this article, Danielle only raised $300 for the family. By the way, Jacqueline tweeted that article link three times yesterday, so she really wanted us to all know this (or she doesn't know how to use Twitter). I am pretty sure this makes me squarely Team Not Danielle.
Downstairs, Danielle tells Danny that Chris said they were in for "a surprise" and Danny starts in on a cussing blue streak that causes Kim G. a great deal of consternation. So much consternation, in fact, that she manages to raise her eyebrows a half an inch to arch in surprise. Outside of The Brownstone, Danny is still muttering about wanting to cause problems, but darn it all to heck, he still has six more days of parole. He makes veiled threats towards Albert (who is watching them from the foyer) and then to Chris. Kim G. finally admits that Chris is her son's best friend and maybe it would be better not to beat him to a pulp in her presence. It might tarnish the boys' friendship. Danny sulks when he hears that. Then Jacqueline -- who was not there --jumps in to talk about how Danielle is troubled and likes to cause scenes. Clearly this is all true, but Jacqueline was not there. Can I get a witness? Oh I can? Thanks.