Episode Report Card Aaron: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT To Your Scattered Bodies Go
By Aaron | Season 3 | Episode 1 | Aired on 03.01.2003
Alan Ball: You know, I'm really not supposed to say anything, but Aaron totally admitted to me today that I'm his secret favorite.
David Chase: Yeah. Like that's something to be proud of.
Tom Fontana: Seriously. Why not just tell us you've won an Ace award or something?
Alan Ball: Well, I thought it was very sweet.
David Chase: You would. You always were too touchy-feely for my tastes, Alan. I mean, if this were my show, Nate might have come back from the dead, but only to whack that dumb-ass doctor who screwed up his surgery.
Tom Fontana: Yeah. And on my show that opossum would have been a gerbil.
Alan Ball: Get out. Now.