Episode Report Card Wing Chun: D | 1 USERS: D YOU GRADE IT Four To Tango
By Wing Chun | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 11.30.1999
Back at the video store, Jen is reluctantly helping Dawson to assemble a "centennial Hitchcock window dressing." When she looks out and sees Pacey strolling along the sidewalk looking casual, only to be joined moments later by Joey. Dawson and Jen stare at them for a second, and Jen asks Dawson if he has a "back in five minutes" sign. They follow Joey and Pacey to the dance studio. Once there, Dawson and Jen observe Pacey and Joey briefly from a discreet distance, and then, questions answered, turn to leave, only to be cut off at the pass by the instructor, who crows about the appearance of "two more young people!" and hustles them onto the floor. Dawson and Jen protest that they're just here to look for their friends, and the instructor tells them to dance while they look. She then stops the music to announce their joining the class. Joey and Pacey look shocked to see Dawson and Jen there. Oh, will the wacky misunderstandings never end?
Look, Gap. I know the adorable stripey wool sweater says, "that's holiday." And I would like to say it too, if you would make said sweater available in sizes other than small and extra small. Thanks.
Okay, how sick is that anti-smoking PSA that suggests that the main reason you shouldn't smoke is that the money you'll spend on cigarettes will PREVENT YOU FROM SHOPPING?! I like consuming as much as the next guy, but that is really gross.
I don't know why Amanda Peet appeared in that ad for the "Sexiest Women of the WB" poll, because SHE'S A MAN, BABY!
Our two couples trudge gracelessly around the dance floor. Pacey asks Jen and Dawson what they're doing there, and Jen says they're just enjoying the fine art of ballroom dancing. The instructor appears to tell Dawson and Jen she knew they'd be "naturals," unlike Joey and Pacey, who've been there all week. She asks whether Jen and Dawson ever dated, to which Jen hisses, "Not right now, okay?" Undeterred, Miss Nosy continues, "You dated, it didn't work out, but then you got past all of your issues, and now you actually trust each other. Right? See, you can see that in the dancing -- you can see that the trust is there. Now, these two, on the other hand -- whole different story. Look at them. Look at their form. Look at the tension in their arms." Pacey asks if there's a problem, and she reminds them again about their ribcages touching. Joey and Pacey both tell her that isn't going to happen. Miss Nosy says, "See what I mean? See the hostility, the way they're wary with each other? Not to mention the constant bickering and name-calling. Now, these two are clearly in the early stages of some screwball mating ritual." Joey and Pacey break apart again and make with the protest-too-much shtick. Jen and Dawson listen with their jaws set as Miss Nosy concludes that there's "enough sexual tension" between Joey and Pacey "to power a KISS reunion tour." Word. Dawson stops her as she starts to go make judgments about the sex lives of her other students and asks if it's just the bad dancing that makes Miss Nosy think Joey and Pacey secretly want to get it on. Miss Nosy says it's a theory she's developed in her years of experience, and that "the dancing doesn't lie." Dawson looks distressed, as if he has the slightest right to be jealous at this point.