Episode Report Card Gwen: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Who Nose
By Gwen | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 11.28.1999
Shana finds Matt lying on a campus bench like an indigent. "I got your message," she says perkily. I hope he left her a message similar to the one she left him last week. I can see her hitting the machine button and hearing something like, "Shana, I guess I'm not too mad that you're a lying-by-omission ho cat. I'm throwing out the picture of you that I was using for a spittoon. Call me!" Shana asks if Matt's gonna make her eat any more of that hospital food. He cracks a smile and she asks if they're breaking up. No, Matt doesn't want to. He gets up and busts out a bottle of beverage. If he couldn't be the first person she told about NYU, he wants to be the first with whom she celebrates. "You're the only person I want to celebrate with!" she simpers. Now I'm thinking it's a good thing that she's leaving and escaping his co-dependence. Matt pretends he thinks it's cool that she's going, and she cries, and he says he doesn't want to be selfish, and she says she's crying because she's happy that someone loves her enough to let her go. They really do love each other! They hug and the show's over. Sniff! That was so lame!