Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Phoeby! Phoebi! Phoebé!
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 02.13.2002
Fertile Delta Gardening & Demonic Supply Shoppe. D'Eartha materializes unannounced behind Kurzon's back. The special effects for D'Eartha's manner of entry are pretty good, by the way. An outline of her face and figure appears first in lines of white, blue, and purple; then the outline is filled in by D'Eartha herself. Anyway, the startled Kurzon thrusts a sword at D'Eartha's throat, claiming that she "set [him] up against the Charmed Ones." D'Eartha feigns ignorance. She saw only one witch. How was she to know Raige was actually a P? She smooth-talks Kurzon, telling him of Phoebette. Should Kurzon kill the child, he will have also killed the adult, thereby breaking the Power of Three forever. Yeah, "forever," unless Brad Kern can pull another long-lost sister out of his ass. Kurzon's pissy butt-boy thinks this is another of D'Eartha's tricks, but Kurzon once again buys what she's selling. This man is too stupid to run Hell. Come on, D'Eartha. Just become the next Source yourself. We all know you want to.
Manor attic. Raige has found Kurzon's entry in the BoS; she slides the Book across the table to Phoebe and Piper. "Kurzon is an enemy of The Source who was banished from the underworld for inciting a failed coup," Phoebe reads. Well, thank you for clearing that up for us, Feebs. The Dolt guesses they'll need a Power of Three spell to vanquish him. Just then, Phoebette's high-pitched squeals of terror reach the foursome's ears. Down in the parlor, Kurzon hurls an FBOD at the moppet. Cole blocks it with his body as the "actress" playing Phoebette does her very best impersonation of someone fainting. Kurzon approaches Cole, addressing him as "Belthazor." Cole reminds Kurzon that Belthazor's dead as Cole surreptitiously smokes a dagger into his hand behind his back. Cole then whips the dagger into Kurzon's stomach. "It'll take more than that to stop me," Kurzon sneers, twisting the dagger from his gut to drop it on the floor. Cole flings one of the Source's FBODs at Kurzon, sending Kurzon ass-first through a coffee table. Kurzon rises to his feet, somehow recognizes TAFKATS lurking within Cole's body, and squiggles out. The Ps plus the Dolt clatter down the stairs. Phoebe skitters immediately to Phoebette's side. Phoebette rises from her "swoon" to gaze adoringly at Cole and simper, "You saved me!" Phoebe beams. The Dolt gives Cole a chummy punch in the shoulder. Cole glares at the Dolt as if to say, "Another chummy punch, Dolt, and you're losing an arm." Cole turns his head back to the camera and into the break.