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By Potes | Season 4 | Episode 5 | Aired on 05.20.2012
Meanwhile, Teresa goes "first bra" shopping with Gia and just giggles the whole time. Gia is appropriately mortified about everything that happens. The saleslady then sarcastically shows the most popular bra for young 'uns, which is this giant old lady boulder holder. Teresa gets a pretty great burn in when she says it looks like it's for Caroline. Gia tries on a few bras, and rolls her eyes farther back in her head than I knew eyes could go every time Teresa tries to talk to her about anything.
It's then time to travel to field day with the Gorga family. It turns out Joe Gorga doesn't understand how shoes work. This is not a huge surprise, I have to say. Joe asks Melissa to read aloud an apologetic text that he sent to Teresa. He wants to move forward, but says that something is going on in her life because she's so emotional lately. Oh my God, look at who she's married to! Melissa again makes words about how she wants Joe and his sister to get along, which is total lies. The Gorgas arrive at Casa de Jacqueline and Chris, and Greg asks for dirt about the pool party. Melissa mentions the text, and then Jacqueline gets all confused because she asked Teresa if Joe had reached out to apologize, and Teresa said no. Well maybe it hadn't happened yet! But nobody thinks of this, and of course Caroline is first to call Teresa a liar. Jacqueline says that, due to the layers of lies that Teresa puts out there, there's no way to tell truth from lies anymore. Caroline asks Melissa about the timing of the text, and Melissa says that Joe sent it right after the pool party. Oh, so maybe Teresa is a liar. The bottom line is: they all suck.
Meanwhile, Melissa is wearing the shortest shorts known to man. Teresa notes that she doesn't want to look at Melissa's freaking ass all day, and that she might want to consider dressing appropriately. Albie and Chris sure seem to be enjoying it though. Jacqueline talks to Chris the elder about the whole texting situation, and Chris tells us that Jacqueline is very naïve about who is and isn't trustworthy. Danielle Staub: never forget! He doesn't want to see her hurt, and says he's there to prevent that from happening. The Wakiles then arrive with huge trays of desserts. Chris the younger tells us that Kathy is made of porcelain, rainbows and a child's laughter. Basically, she's enjoyable and harmless. He compares her to Caroline, but with less testosterone. Ha! Caroline is getting burned all over the place in this episode.