Episode Report Card Demian: B | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hell hath no fury like a Piper bitching.
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.10.2001
Random alley. A mugging is in progress, only to be interrupted by the arrival of the surviving Furies. One of them slices open the perp's back. Upon closer inspection, the Cancer Gals' hands are, indeed, three-clawed talons. Excellent. As the present victim flees, the perp moans as the wails of his previous victims amp up in his head. The brunette leans in, exhaling smoke into the perp's mouth. The perp screams and vanishes into a sheet of flame. Piper down-drafts in behind the brunette and the redhead. "I've been looking for you." DUN!
Manor dining room. Phoebe fruitlessly scries for Piper's presence. As Piper is technically no longer a witch, they can't find her. Cole squiggles into the sun porch, and the boy is not in good shape. Bloody scrapes bloom on his face, and his clothing is disheveled. "Every time I used my sensing powers," he explains as he collapses wearily into a chair, "the bounty hunters sensed me." Did everyone scream? Good. Phoebe proceeds to lose her shit. Rose finally breaks through to her with an idea. If Piper used a spell to find Rose, couldn't they revise that same spell to find Piper? As she used "dirtbag" for "demon," couldn't they use "sister" for "witch"? Phoebe doesn't think it will work. "The call of [Eeevil] is too strong," she explains. Piper wouldn't respond. Rose eyes Cole and suggests that they use the demonic boy toy as bait. If the Furies seek out Eeevildoers, doesn't he fit the bill? Phoebe's not having it. Cole, however, pronounces the plan "perfect." Phoebe frets. Cole has a century's worth of victims. If unleashed upon him by the Furies, their collective torment could kill him. He tells her to zip it. It's their only chance to save Piper. Phoebe at last reluctantly agrees with, "Well, we'll need some of your blood."
Rose calls out, "Knife," and a dagger from the sideboard orbs over into her hand. She passes it solemnly to Cole, and the scene cuts to the same dagger dangling over a lit candle. As a drop of the Colethazor falls into the flame, Phoebe and Rose recite, "Power of the sisters rise. Course unseen across the skies. Come to us who call you near. Come to us and settle here." The scene shifts to the Lair of the Cancer Gals. Piper stands between the brunette and the redhead, scantily clad in her very own bra and micromini. As the others slather her with liquid mascara, she hears Phoebe and Rose finish the spell in an echoey voice-over. "Blood to blood, I summon thee." "Blood to blood, return to me," Piper chants with her sisters. The camera swoops down to swirl around Piper. She turns to face the lens, whispering almost seductively, "I know where [Eeevil] dwells." Fade to black.