Episode Report Card Pamie: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Turning Thirty
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.30.2000
Renee is leaning on the back of a piano to hold herself up. Elaine is rehearsing. Renee says she doesn't want to sing backup by singing the second verse. Elaine says she doesn't want to give up the first verse. Renee and Elaine continue to bicker and fight over the microphone. Wacky feedback.
MALE FANTASY ALERT! Titties O'Puffymouth takes the stand. "He liked to nuzzle in when we went to sleep." "Nuzzle in?" John asks. "My breasts. He liked to just snuggle in there with his bald head. I think it brought him comfort." John asks if this is how they would fall asleep. She says that it was. She said she woke up in the middle of the night and found he wasn't breathing. She tried to resuscitate him, but he had suffocated. John stammers a bit in asking questions. He gets her to say that someone else had bitten her breasts. "I had a lover, and we made love earlier that day, and it was he who bit me." John asks who it was. Titties points him out. They share a "moment." The cross-examination asks if she really did love her husband. She says that her husband knew about her lover and she lied to the police because she was afraid how it would look. John and Creepy Teeth politely argue over who gets to object. Whatever.
The Choir Singer (named Lisa, now) walks into Ally's office. Now, look, I've never been to Boston, but how small of a town is it, really? These people rarely go in a car and they just seem to know how to find anyone. Lisa said she came to apologize. She asks her to forgive the minister. They recently found out that seventy percent of their members joined to "find somebody." Lisa says she thought Ally was over Billy. She says that she was, but he was still her best friend and her only childhood friend and now she feels her childhood is slipping away and she doesn't do well with birthdays. Lisa tells Ally to just sit back and let the world give her a party. Oh, I guess we've seen Lisa before. I just haven't because I've only watched this season. Sorry.
Creepy Teeth is butchering himself some Karaoke. Ally is watching him from the door. She watches him gather himself clumsily. She tells him that John is doing the closing. She also tells him that everyone is playing a joke on him about the singing. She says it's like an initiation thing, so she's going to tell them that he gave her a "private performance." He thanks her. As she goes to leave he tells her that nobody at the firm likes him. She says that isn't true, it's just that the place is very close-knit. He gets up angrily and takes off.