Episode Report Card Sara M: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Incestual Healing
By Sara M | Season 8 | Episode 16 | Aired on 02.15.2004
Paris tells Peter not to have any "expec-TAY-tions" about her and his father's relationship. I guess she went to the same school of enunciation as George Stults. Peter leaves to get some ice cream. While he's gone, Paris sees Vic looking at rings in a jewelry store. Engagement rings, that is. I bet that store does the best business in Glenoak. She's pissed, and whisks Peter back home.
Asslee and Happy are sitting on the CamPorch. I guess the Camdens finally wised up to the fact that Asslee had no place in their home and wouldn't let her in. Good. Happy wonders why Asslee has chosen to adopt her hairstyle. Martin walks up, and Asslee confronts him for lying to her. Martin says he can't tell her where he was this morning, or what he's doing tonight. Asslee assumes that this means that he's cheating on her. Martin tells her to trust him, then walks into the house. Asslee stands in the backyard, all alone. This would be a good time for a sixteen-ton weight to come falling down from the sky and squish her. I would be so happy that I wouldn't question the logic of it.
Back at the Treehouse of Lurv, Lucy leaves a message for Rabbi Richard about Matt. "Pleasecallmeback!" she says, although you can hardly blame her for the delivery, seeing as Lucy is clutching a cup of coffee in her hand, after just having one with the CamRents in the previous scene. Girl is probably high as a kite!
Hey, guess what? RevCam is a two-faced hypocrite! He's leaving a message for Mrs. Conehead. A really, really, really long message. You know, writers, this is time that could have been better spent killing Asslee. I'm just saying. He tells Coney to call him back at the church, and not to tell Richard about all this, as he's prone to getting emotional about stuff. Right, unlike RevCam, whose eyes brim with tears just about every second of every day.
Listening to the answering machine are Conehead and Richard, looking miserable. Why was RevCam leaving a message for only Conehead to hear on the family answering machine? Dumbass. Conehead feels bad about lying to the Camdens; Richard wants to know if he's really "emotional." Conehead chooses not to respond. "Come back HE-ERE!" Richard says to her, sounding remarkably like the Fonz. His hair looks like the Fonz's too. But bigger.
Annie calls the emergency room of the hospital Matt works in to find out what's going on with her son. Because hospital emergency rooms have nothing better to do than answer Annie's silly questions. Nurse Debi answers.