Episode Report Card Gustave: C+ | 10 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Nina lives
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.09.2004
Back on the plane to L.A., Kiefer takes a phone call from Potato Face, and Special Agent Charlie Brown uses this as an opportunity to speak privately to Nina. "If you try to play Kiefer one more time," he warns, "he just might kill you." Why? Why is Special Agent Charlie Brown in this scene? What's the point? God, I hate Special Agent Charlie Brown tonight. "Is that so?" asks Nina, oozing what I guess is supposed to be "evil." Kiefer comes over with a laptop and tells Nina that if she wants a deal, she's going to have to slow the worm down. Apparently the worm is turning faster than even Nina had planned on. Nina gets on the phone with Potato Face and gives her a code to use to slow it down but not stop it completely. She demands that Kiefer turn the plane around. Kiefer refuses. "You're going to Los Angeles, you're going to help me find Amador and then you're going to prison," says Kiefer.Back at the William Ocean manse, Lady Mac and William Ocean are having this totally operatic argument. William Ocean reminds Lady Mac of how he made her ex-husband the President of the United States. Lady Mac retorts that he's a small man who has to hold his money over everyone's head. "Why do you think your wife had to go out and find another man!" says Lady Mac. "Because you're not one!" Lady Mac continues to insult William's manhood while William starts gasping for air and clutching at his throat. At this point, things just get campy. While Lady Mac squawks about William being a "sickly little boy," William is all, "My pills! My pills!" Mrs. Ocean runs over to grab a few dozen prescription bottles from the side table, but Lady Mac stops her. "This is your way out!" says Lady Mac. William crawls over to the side table to get a pill, but he can't get the childproof cap off. He finally gets something open, but before he can jam a pill in his mouth, he falls to the floor dead. Oh my God, that was hilarious! The time is 01:47:47 AM.
The time is 01:52:43 AM. Mrs. Ocean is freaking out over William Ocean's really hilarious death, but Lady Mac gets her to calm down and tells her to pretend it was an accident. Mrs. Ocean doesn't want to lie, though. "Do you want to spend the rest of your pretty little life in jail?" asks Lady Mac. She instructs Mrs. Ocean to wait for an hour and then call 911 and pretend she just found her husband's body. "If anyone suspects I was here, there will be an investigation and both of us will go to prison," says Lady Mac. "I was never here!"