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By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.04.2012
David Lee sees Julius Cain chatting with Diane, and runs straight for Caitlin, because somehow she's managed -- perhaps by Alicia's reflected halo alone? -- to become central to, like, everything.
David Lee: "Caitlin, how far would you go? Would you kill a person if I asked you to?"
Caitlin: "Point me like a gun, Uncle David."
CREDITS! AND AIDAN'S TESTIMONY
Aidan: "Yes. Simply yes, no other words."
Crozier: "So you wanted your movie to be beautiful like a Scorsese film?"
Aidan: "Yes or no."
Crozier: "Man, I loved Hugo. Didn't you just love Hugo?"
Aidan: "Yes or no."
(No. It was dumb.)
Crozier: "You know what else Scorsese used to make movies about, though, is violence."
Aidan: "Yes or no."
Crozier: "So you'd say your suicide movie was about the beauty of violence."
Aidan: "No."
Crozier: "And?"
Aidan: "No. Simply no."
Crozier: "You're no fun! No further questions."
Alicia: "Good work pissing her off! Now, about that zooming thing..."
Aidan: "That wasn't a zoom, and there was no cameraman. It was just digitally edited to seem like we're zooming in. Of course I didn't want that girl to kill herself -- I made this movie because I found my aunt after her suicide when I was eight."
Alicia: "So you saw somebody on the bridge, and you..."
Aidan: "Called 911."
Crozier: "That's not in evidence."
Judge: "Get the call and we'll continue."
Kalinda: "The city erases those things after 30 days. I'll try for the 911 operator too."
Alicia: "And Cary?"
Kalinda: "No. Simply no."
DONNA BRAZILE
Eli: "Okay, if Donna Brazile asks about your marriage just say you're working it out."
Peter: "I can't lie to Donna Brazile, she's the best! Have you seen her Twitter?"
Eli: "Don't think of it as lying to Donna Brazile. Think of it as justifying my continued existence."
Peter: "I guess technically since she hasn't filed for divorce or discussed that with the head of Family Law at her firm -- and since our daughter was kidnapped recently by Jesus -- there are ways in which we really are working it out."
Donna Brazile: "Please stop saying how amazing I am or we'll never get any work done!"
Everybody: "But we can't!"
Peter: "This small talk was fun, but I want the keynote address. Give it to me."
Donna Brazile: "Sure. Impress me. Why do you want it?"
Peter: "I want to talk about a country that gives second chances. It gave me a second chance to do some good..."