Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 226 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The final hour
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 24 | Aired on 2002.05.21
Inside, FATB and TerrorHopper wait for Kiefer. FATB theorizes that Kiefer will be krushed at the thought of his daughter's death. "Zat is vy he vill come," TerrorPoppa assures him. Speaking of krush, that big yellow van that Kiefer broke into hurtles across the floor and flattens everything in sight. FATB and the TerrorMinions take out their guns and shoot at Kiefer. Kiefer steps out of the van and runs outside. No one shoots at him as he does this, for some reason. Outside, some TerrorMinions shoot at him. Kiefer kills them. A motorboat approaches the dock to take the Drazens away. Kiefer and the Drazens trade gunfire. FATB goes down -- aw! I'll miss Zejilko, or whatever his name is. TerrorPoppa runs out of bullets. Kiefer approaches him, pauses before shooting him for a long time so you almost don't think he's going to do it, and then unloads the rest of his ammo into TerrorPoppa's body. Bye, Dennis. No, we don't know yet when the wrap party is. There might not be one. Yeah. But listen, we'll call you later when we know what we're all doing…but we might just stay in or something. We're all exhausted. Anyway, it was nice to meet you, Dennis. No, I promise, I'll email you if we have a wrap party. No, I don't need a lift home. The time is 11:23:49 PM.
The time is 11:28:48 PM. Klockwise from the top left, Lady Mac watches the latest news update, Spawn rides home -- and you know how those "rides" always turn out for Spawn, so she doesn't look too happy -- and Nina does something evil at her desk. Palmer is speaking to the press outside the hotel. Ouch. It's the presidential equivalent of having to come out of your house in your bathrobe to tell the police and everyone on your block that you're not beating your wife. He apologizes for the misunderstanding and expresses his regrets that false information had been given to the media. Lady Mac watches the impromptu press conference from a couch in the Palmer suite. Poor Man's Hume Cronyn enters and sits down with her. Lady Mac is expecting a lecture, but PMHC admits that he's actually on her side "this time." He actually approves of her leaking the truth to the press. Lady Mac is rejuvenated by this vote of confidence and starts ordering up a report of all the damage that this day has done to Palmer. She even starts to use her hands, so you just know it's going to be a brilliant Lady Mac scene. PMHC informs Lady Mac that the staff is already working on said report, and vetoes a suggestion by Lady Mac that they should cancel their trip to Dallas. "I think you should let David make that call," says PMHC. Lady Mac won't hear of it. She tells PMHC that the two of them should be making all the calls from now on "until [Palmer] gets his head screwed back on." PMHC tells Lady Mac that Palmer wants to meet with her privately. He warns her that she'd better patch things up at the meeting, because if she gets Palmer mad, there could be serious consequences. Lady Mac is all, "He doesn't need to make an appointment to speak to me. I'm right here." PMHC tells her to meet Palmer in the ballroom in five minutes. Ouch!