Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 8 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Find The Lady
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.25.2011
LOCKHART, GARDNER
(Credits, and Will finally rolls in with that Chris Isaak song playing again. I am always creeped out by this Baby Boomer insistence that sex is bad and naughty and filthy and whatever, like you're getting away with something and not just having sex, which is awesome all by itself. On the other hand, Alicia is married, so it goes both ways.)
Will's Assistant: "Alicia dropped by looking weird and acting all vague about how long it's been since you guys hooked up. Do you want to talk to her about bad, bad things?"
Will: "No, not in the office. Don't worry about it."
Alicia: "Look, is that you in the car or not?"
Jimal: "You were woggling your eyebrows at me and talking all this means this and that means that and I thought it was the easiest way to get back to my studies. I thought that's what you were psychically telling me."
Alicia: "My bad, because that is what I was psychically telling you, but it turns out we were being trapped by Cary's evil. Also, there's suddenly a witness that says Simon Greenberg's murderer was driving your car. Do you know any murderers that drive your car around?"
Jimal: "I have two roommates. One of them is a Muslim hardliner who prays five times a day and is fairly rude, and the other one is a hot piece. I don't know which one was using my car."
Diane: "So let me get this motherfucking straight."
Alicia: "Yeah, sorry. I totally got him to perjure himself about a riot he wasn't involved in, and now he's basically admitted to killing some stranger."
Diane: "Wasid thinks we're amateurs now. Mostly because you got schooled by Cary Agos."
Kalinda: "It's my fault, because I let Cary slip it to me. The envelope. And then I slipped it to Alicia. And then everything went to hell."
Diane: "Great, you're all fuckups. And I am the Queen of Fuckuppia. Now fix it."
Kalinda & Alicia: "We're going to deal with his roommates and file a motion to dismiss his alibi testimony on the other case. Done."
Diane: "Good. PS, even though you are still being a great team without even looking at or acknowledging each other, I can tell from your vibes that something is going on. If there's a problem between you two, you need to fix that too. I am not joking."
Kalinda & Alicia: "Yes ma'am."
THE APARTMENT
Weird Tutor Chick: "I don't know what to do."
Grace: "I think you're supposed to tutor me."
Weird Tutor Chick: "No, I mean like period. I really don't know what to do."
Grace: "You have many tics and strange behaviors."
Tutor: "It has only begun."