Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Two Spy Daddies Are Better Than One
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 03.08.2005
Brussels. Syd and Nadia sit in a parked car and discuss the whole Sloane Is Bad situation. Oh, and their car is bright red. Way to blend, girls. What, were there no Pussy Wagons available at the rental place? Syd apologizes for not telling Nadia sooner. Nadia tells Syd to shut up and leave her alone. Syd says that she's not used to seeing gray when it comes to Sloane because it's always been black and white. Nadia tells Syd to fuck off. Okay, no, she doesn't. She just wonders, "What if it was your father? He's done his share of compromising things. Would you work this hard to punish him?" Actually, no, she probably wouldn't. She'd probably hate him for the first forty-two minutes of the episode, but then, in the final five, she'd discover he was doing it all for her own good and then they'd hug at the end. But I'm just guessing here.
Nadia sees Sloane getting into a car and driving off, and the girls follow him. Syd checks in with Angela Bassett, who's sitting in the ops van with Dixon. Naked. Oh, okay, she's not naked. And neither is Dixon. But they SHOULD be. Sloane's heading toward the dockyards, so the girls follow him there. For some reason, they, um, beat him there and are waiting for him when he arrives. He gets out of the car and climbs up some stairs. Inside a warehouse at street level, Aging Former Rocker Michael Des Barres is showing the Blackwell Index to a couple of interested men. Actually, they look like aging former rockers too. They're all aging former rockers. Maybe the Alliance is actually made up of aging former rockers from groups like Yes and Asia and Pink Floyd and Rush and wouldn't that be awesome? They'd all get together every few months to blackmail people and build bombs and plan the destruction of the world and have ripe old-fashioned music implosion jam sessions. Heh.
Okay, so, on the Blackwell Index computer screen, letters and numbers are swirling and whirling around each other. The Aging Rockers look pleased. Syd and Nadia climb down from their viewing post so we can look at their butts for a minute. Honestly, I don't know why else we got that shot. Back with the Aging Rockers, someone's entering with a briefcase. We don't see the someone's face, but it's pretty clear we're supposed to think it's Sloane. Outside, Syd and Nadia run to meet the ops van. Angie and Dix scramble out, and they and Syd head into the building to nab Sloane. As she runs by, Angie orders Nadia to monitor the perimeter. Nadia looks totally peeved at this. Hee. She gets into her fiery red car and drives off. Man With Briefcase keeps moving toward the Aging Rockers. Des Barres turns and says, "You're late."