Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 329 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Bucky the Snowman
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 2002.04.14
Willage thinks they need to strategize because, even though they're accusing Syd of lying to them, he wants to be gentle with her. Yes, Willage. We know. You want to "be gentle" with her in so many ways. Now get me one of those beers and stop meddling in other people's business. Francie theorizes that maybe Syd wanted them to find the ticket, like it was a cry for help. Yeah. And that's why I accidentally left my diaphragm out in the bathroom that one time my mother came to visit. I was just crying out for her to ask me about my sex life.
Syd enters but The Willage Idiot Players never get a chance to give Sydney the third degree because Syd just wants to crash. She leaves and Francie whispers to Willage, "I can't believe you didn't say anything!" Willage responds, screwing up his face in a really adorable way, "That's why I wanted to strategize!" Hee. They're killing me over here.
Credit Dauphine. Syd's getting onto the elevator as Bunny follows, demanding that she go away with him. Syd tells him that this is all happening too fast. Instead of assuring her that it isn't too fast and that he loves her with every ounce of his being, Bunny goes on to ramble about some software program that he used to skim money off the Russian mob and how he's got oodles of cash in different offshore accounts. Syd's all, um, that's great but, like, do you love me or what? Bunny's all, I'm gettin' out and I want you to get out with me. Syd's all, you know I can't do that, and get some sort of suctioning system for that mealy mouth of yours, okay? You're totally grossing me out, dude.
Bunny keeps pressing the issue until Syd finally confesses that she's searching for her mother and then spills the whole Spy Momsky-Russian spy story. "I'm not going anywhere," says Syd, "until I know where she is." Bunny wants to know if he were to wait for her, would she ever run away with him? Syd just cryptically smiles and walks away.