Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: A+ | 964 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT The Island's Done With Who, Now?
By Cindy McLennan | Season 6 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2010.05.04
Down below Jack finds Sawyer. "What the hell are you doing?" Sawyer: "What we came here to do. Leavin'."
On deck, poor Claire is crying, "No. No. They're leaving us." Faucke, who has never, ever looked more like Mr. Clean, holds her tight. "Trust me. You don't want to be on that sub." Faucke waits and smiles. Expectantly.
The worst CGI Sub Ever submerges and then we watch it under water for a tick, but it still looks just as bad. Inside, Kate is suffering and bleeding, but when her boyfriends enter her quarters she tries to sit up. Kate, you don't have to try with either of these idiots and really, they'd both prefer you lying down, shot or not. As Jack tries to examine her wound, Kate reminds them of Claire. "We can't leave without her." Hurley returns sans first aid kit, so Jack turns to Jin. "My pack. There might be a shirt I can use for pressure." Oh Jack, wouldn't it be quicker if you just took off the one you're wearing? He comforts Kate as Jin retrieves the backpack. "Here. Can you help her?" As he unzips the backpack, Jack says he thinks the bullet went straight through. But then he stops cold. Everyone notices, but it takes Sawyer to snarl, "What?" In answer, Jack removes the four bricks of C4, now with bonus digital watch jury-rigged timer. Eek! There's 3:54 left. Now 3:53. 3:52. Kate pants and lays her head back. Hurley: "Dude, where'd that come from?" Jack shakes his head, and then nods. "Locke.... We did exactly what he wanted." Dun. Commercial.
More bad CGI sub. More digital watch jury rigged timer. 3:45. 3:44. 3:43. Jack: "We have to get to the surface... NOW!" Jin calls Frank and tells him to take them up. Frank: "We're diving." Jin: "Just do it." Frank grabs the captain. "You heard him. Up." 3:23. 3:22. 3:21. As Sayid examines the explosives, Hurley asks how it got on the sub. Jack: "Locke put it in my pack." Worse Jack, he swapped packs and you never saw it coming. Jin can't figure it out. Locke wanted to come with them. Sawyer agrees. "Damn right he did, that's why I shut his ass out." Jack turns and yells. "He wanted you to shut him out." 3:10. 3:09. 3:08. "Any idea how that things works? Can we turn it off?" Sayid tells Jack the particulars. According to him there's a wire rigged to the watch battery, which will detonate the explosives. James grabs the phone. "How much time 'til we're up, Frank." Frank: "At least five minutes." Sawyer hangs up on him. "We ain't got five minutes." Maybe you could have told Frank and the captain that, Jimbo?