Episode Report Card LuluBates: B | 7 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Locke and Load
By LuluBates | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 2007.03.07
Back on the beach, Sawyer is Sulky McSulkston since Hurley beat him down at ping-pong. Sawyer feels hustled. Hurley explains that his mom had a table in the basement, and he also played a lot in the institution and got good. Sawyer shouldn't feel bad since he got three points, and the last serve didn't leave a mark on his forehead. Oh, Hurley, you didn't! Sawyer wants to know if Hurley is there for a reason. He wants to make a peace offering and give Sawyer some of his stuff back, because he seems like a guy who needs stuff. Apparently Hurley says "stuff" and means porn, because he tosses a stack of dirty magazines at Sawyer. So Sawyer looks like a guy who needs "stuff," huh? Guess it's time to shave, Sawyer! A quick aside: How did all this porn get on that one airplane? Who travels with girlie mags? Don't you just buy it at your destination? And if you do bring it with you, do you carry it on? Or check it and risk the TSA guys swiping it? Truly one of life's big mysteries. Sawyer looks disinterested, so Hurley knows something is wrong. He tells him not to worry about Kate; she's with Locke and Sayid. She'll be okay. Sawyer is about to call Hurley something nickname-ish, but Hurley stops him short. It's "Hurley" or "Hugo." Sawyer tells him to get bent. Hurley ponders the possibility.