Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: A- | 601 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Might As Well Jump
By Cindy McLennan | Season 2 | Episode 1 | Aired on 2012.09.30
Sheriff's Office: Regina is now behind bars. Snow, Emma and Henry look on as Charming asks her why they didn't go back, since the curse is broken. Regina lies that there's nothing to go back to. Their land no longer exists. I know what she says is wrong, but besides that, she is lying, right? Yes, her mouth is moving, but I mean other than that -- she had Jefferson retrieve the apple that nearly ended up killing Henry at the end of Season 1. I suppose that magic could have been time-travel magic. Ack. I am confused. I'm just deciding for now that until we learn otherwise, Regina's pants are on fire, and not because she's a hottie (though she is). I had a childhood friend like that. Well, she never ripped the heart out of her father or cursed everyone in her entire world (as far as I know), but she lied quicker than she'd tell the truth. She wasn't always covering her arse, either. If you asked her what she had for lunch, and she had peanut butter, she'd tell you she had tuna. I never saw anything like it. Snow says that they should go see "Gold." Caveat lector: Now that the curse is broken enough for them to remember who they once were, I've defaulted to using our characters' fairy tale names, when known, but if a character uses a Storybrooke name, I'll use it, too. (And also, I'm forgetful.)