Gwen returns home, fresh from accusing Heather of killing Richard, and is startled by the sound of a champagne cork popping. Peter's got the bubbly out, hoping to celebrate. Gwen is sorry to disappoint him but there'll be no celebrating tonight. Wait a second. Doesn't she remember that Peter showed her the videotape of Chandler and Heather snogging in Hawaii? Yes, yes, Gwen remembers, and Heather admitted to it all: the affair, the lies, the poor fashion choices -- everything. Perfect. First, Peter's going to have the marriage to Richard declared fraudulent. To be honest, I wasn't aware that such a ruling was possible, even in California. Real or not, Peter reasons that the fraudulent thing should block any claims Heather has on Richard's estate. Not so fast big boy. Heather's carrying Richard's baby, so Gwen declares that there'll be no fraud, no legal attack, and worst of all, no champagne. "Heather's carrying a Williams' heir," Peter redundantly blathers. That's right, and she'll be staying right where she is -- in Richard's mansion. Peter doesn't want Heather to get away with it. Unfortunately, where Heather's concerned, he'll have to get used to it. Gwen laments, "She's won."
Heather interrupts Chandler's sleep. "She knows!" she cries. Gwen knows about the affair. Peter showed her the tape. Rather than feeling horribly guilty about the lie he's been living and the pain he's brought to the family, Chandler's first reaction is to beat Peter to a pulp. Heather tells him not to worry about it because she's fixed everything. She just told Gwen that the baby is Richard's. Problem solved. Chandler can't believe it. Heather defends her actions as the only way to protect the two of them. Actually, Chandler's already in so much shit that this is only going to protect Heather. Of course when the baby's born, (okay, I know a baby will never be born, but stay with me for this) and people start counting backwards, somebody's going to figure out that Heather had the little critter inside her longer than she knew Richard. Chandler would prefer to be vulnerable to "their" attacks than to pile on more lies. He's had enough -- he's getting away from the lies, Heather, all of it. And we cut to the title song.