So the show starts off with Bobby walking into Kim's room, and he is naked. From the view of the mirror, you can see Bobby's ass as he climbs back into bed with Kim. Woo! Sweeps ass shot! So I guess we can assume that this is supposed to be the "day," after the two of them started getting it on at the end of the last episode. Except, the last episode was about what happened a week ago, so we are we supposed to think that they've been in bed for a week? And where was Joey? I would think he would be a little freaked out if he found Bobby naked in his mommy's bed. You ever notice that in some shows, as soon as the adults want to get it on, the kids suddenly disappear? So as we go back into a time warp, Bobby kisses Kim and tells her it is the happiest day of his life, and then they start making out. He stops long enough to tell Kim that he has been in love with her for as long as he could remember, and then he dives under the sheets to give his woman some more lovin'. I think we can all see where this story is going.
Bosco and Yokas are in their car, and Bosco asks Yokas for advice on a Valentine's Day gift for Skanky Nicole. Yokas gives him the typical suggestions like jewelry or perfume, but Bosco doesn't like them, so she suggests that he do something romantic like what Fred did when they were dating -- dinner at a little Italian restaurant, candles, violin players, a little box of chocolates. As Yokas is reminiscing, they get a call about shots being fired. As they drive to the shooting, Bosco tells her that Nicole isn't romantic, that she only wants to have sex, and that once in a while he would just like to sit around and talk. Yeah, because he is such a smooth talker. If women just sat around and talked to Bosco, he would end up getting smacked upside the head every night and would never get laid again. So they arrive at a church where a wedding was going on. A priest tells them that someone walked in during the ceremony and started firing and then ran off down the street. Bosco runs down the street to see if he can catch the guy while Yokas follows in the car. Yokas gets down the street and some guy on the sidewalk tells him that a man ran into a warehouse. Bosco goes in, but all he finds is Yokas.
Doc and Carlos are in the church working on the shooting victims and Ty and Sully are walking around. Bosco and Yokas walk in, and Sully asks them if they got the shooter. When they tell him they didn't find the guy, Sully tells them the "wedding party got shot up. Four wounded, one dead." He points to the groom, who is dead, and Yokas asks where the bride is. Sully points to the man Doc and Carlos are working on, and Bosco is all, "The bride's a guy?!" and Sully is all, "Welcome to the new millennium."
Credits.
Go see the movie Pitch Black. It is scary.