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1-7 2003.02.20 |
Wedding/Goodbyes In the season finale, to the shock of everyone in the audience, Susie actually shows up for the wedding, and the unholy union of Corey Feldman and Susie Sprague takes place. An extra dose of drama is added when a surprise guest loudly objects to the wedding's taking place. The ring-bearer tries to escape and has his plans foiled. And the cast members all say their goodbyes, admitting that they'll miss each other greatly. Naturally, this is about twelve hours after Corey's already left. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 1-7 Recap |
Wedding/Goodbyes Wedding/Goodbyes - In the season finale, to the shock of everyone in the audience, Susie actually shows up for the wedding, and the unholy union of Corey Feldman and Susie Sprague takes place. An extra dose of drama is added when a surprise guest loudly objects to the wedding's taking place. The ring-bearer tries to escape and has his plans foiled. And the cast members all say their goodbyes, admitting that they'll miss each other greatly. Naturally, this is about twelve hours after Corey's already left. |
2003.02.20 2003.02.22 |
Uncle Bob |
| 1-6 Recap |
Softball/Pre-Wedding Jitters Softball/Pre-Wedding Jitters - The task of the day is for the men to play the women in a competitive game of softball. Brande and Hammer are assigned the captain's positions and are allowed to get people from outside the house to beef up their teams. Hammer gets some of the guys he met in bankruptcy court while Brande loads her team up with Playmates wearing tight t-shirts. Meanwhile, Corey can't focus on the game because he's too busy mentally preparing for his wedding, and coughing up loogeys the size of Emmanuel Lewis. |
2003.02.13 2003.02.14 |
Uncle Bob |
| 1-5 Recap |
Brande Needs a Man Brande Needs a Man - Brande can't seem to find a decent boyfriend, which is one of the pitfalls of posing nude in a national magazine. So the cast has a contest to find Brande a man for a blind date; the winner gets the use of the master bedroom for the night. Corey's beginning to stress about his wedding, which results in hiz taking a monster crap that irritates the rest of the cast. That's what it has come down to: his bowel movements now piss the others off. The poor guy just cannot win. And don't think for a second he's getting any mercy from Uncle Bob. |
2003.02.06 2003.02.07 |
Uncle Bob |
| 1-4 Recap |
Vegas/Church Vegas/Church - This week, the cast flies to Vegas for an evening of "all-out fun." Apparently, "all-out fun" consists of violent outbursts punctuated with the dreaded f-word, arguments reaching a boiling point, naked schlongs dangled in faces, eating greasy hamburgers with gang members and a crying Corey Feldman. Then the fun comes to a screeching halt where the rest of the show is devoted to the importance of religion in a person's life and tales of little children dying from cancer. Yeah. And Uncle Bob's supposed to make that funny somehow. Thanks, producers. Thanks a heap. |
2003.01.30 2003.02.01 |
Uncle Bob |
| 1-3 Recap |
Talent Show Talent Show - The producers decide that it's time to see if the inhabitants of the house lost their talent when they lost their fame. It doesn't take too long to realize they did. Big-time. Brande breakdances. Gabby plays a kazoo and dances. Hammer does a comedy act dressed as a retarded transvestite. Webster breakdances. Vince sings a song that he wrote in five minutes. Jerri does spoken-word poetry. And Corey seizes the opportunity to perform a song from his brand-new album that isn't half bad. You know -- if you're deaf. |
2003.01.23 2003.01.25 |
Uncle Bob |
| 1-2 Recap |
Camping Camping - The cast goes camping for the evening and nerves are worn thin as they're forced to endure Corey's endless self-absorbed psychobabble for several hours in the van. Jerri's rewarded a luxury tent at the campsite, while the rest of the cast members have to pitch their own tents. These are musicians and actors that we're talking about here, people. Their idea of "roughing it" is having to stand by their mailboxed in the rain, hoping against hope that the mailman will finally bring them an actual fan letter from someone who isn't presently incarcerated. |
2003.01.16 2003.01.18 |
Uncle Bob |
| 1-1 Recap |
New Friends New Friends - What do Vince Neil from M�tley Cr�e, MC Hammer, Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis, Corey Feldman, 2001 Playmate of the Year Brande Roderick, Gabrielle "90210" Carteris and Jerri "Survivor Australia" Manthey all have in common? They're all roommates and the stars of the WB's The Surreal Life. And, not coincidentally, they're the most boring collection of former celebrities ever assembled in one place. These people make Strom Thurmond look entertaining. And to think Uncle Bob actually begged for this assignment. |
2003.01.09 2003.01.11 |
Uncle Bob |
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