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2-9 2002.11.20 |
Congratulations! Now, Go Away. Aaron asks Helene to marry him. Can we talk about something else now? |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 2-9 Recap |
Congratulations! Now, Go Away. May The Best Ass Win - Aaron asks Helene to marry him. Can we talk about something else now? |
2002.11.20 2002.11.25 |
Shack |
| 2-8 Recap |
14:56...14:57...14:58... The Women Tell All - The rejected women return to blather, bicker, and bore us all with justifications for their desperate, pathetic, or just-plain-crazy behavior. Don't you ladies have a Blind Date casting call to get to? |
2002.11.13 2002.11.17 |
Shack |
| 2-7 Recap |
He Did It All for the Nookie Wet, But Not Very Wild - Aaron pretends that he still has doubts about which bachelorette he wants in order to wrangle make-out sessions from the three who are left. Then he dumps Gwen, the one who didn't wave her ass in his face while wearing a bikini. |
2002.11.06 2002.11.10 |
Shack |
| 2-6 Recap |
What, No Dowries? Fun For The Whole Family - Gwen's, Helene's, and Brooke's families all think Aaron's great and that he's making their respective loved ones happy. Angela's roommate hates him and her family couldn't care less about him. Guess who gets eliminated? |
2002.10.30 2002.11.04 |
Shack |
| 2-5 Recap |
Grim, Scary Tales Cult of (No) Personality - Gwen plays Cinderella. Heather plays Ursula. Brooke plays (Southern) Belle. Angela and Hayley play those two people in the background who don't get any lines. Helene just plays Aaron. |
2002.10.23 2002.10.27 |
Shack |
| 2-4 Recap |
Is That a Pink Sperm Whale Between Your Legs, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? Love Means Never Having To Say You're Crazy - Aaron likes Helene's ass and Brooke's insecurities, but doesn't like Christi's mental instability or Shannon's...something. We never really got to know her, anyway. Brunette Heather slips on her second face when Brooke isn't around. And some women freak because Aaron gave Helene his phone number. Maybe he'll let her wear his letter jacket soon. |
2002.10.16 2002.10.22 |
Shack |
| 2-3 Recap |
The Witless Bride Leaving Normal - Christi pouts and rolls her eyes and tries to poison Aaron against Suzanne, then has a insane crying hissyfit when Anindita calls her out on it. It's a fairy tale, all right -- one where people get shoved into ovens or mauled by wild animals. |
2002.10.09 2002.10.13 |
Shack |
| 2-2 Recap |
Music Hath Charms to Rouse the Savage Breasts Hello. I Love You. Won't You Tell Me Your Name? - Aaron plays the piano and kicks out the women with small boobies and the ones who indicate that they have minds of their own. |
2002.10.02 2002.10.06 |
Shack |
| 2-1 Recap |
Love Is in the Heir The Bachelor Revealed - A small-town daddy's boy is looking for a new toy: a pretty girl who doesn't know the difference between "genuine sincerity" and "smug self-satisfaction." Fortunately for him, nobody involved with this show seems to know, either. Also, Alex and Amanda are still faker than an aluminum Christmas tree. |
2002.09.25 2002.09.29 |
Shack |
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