Episode Report Card Miss Alli: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT These bootings are made for taking a taxi
By Miss Alli | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.22.2002
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Kathy and Michael are still waiting for their cab to get where it's going. They eventually get to the winery, and they choose Old School, because Michael doesn't think he can drive on the narrow streets of Porto. Hmm. I'm not sure it's a good sign that they almost always pick their Detour option by deciding that they can't or won't do one or the other of the options, so they'll take the other. Biking is too corny, skydiving is out, can't drive the truck...see what I mean? You'd think it would be better if they were just choosing between the options based on what's faster. Just a suggestion.
Back at The Blocked-In Truck Follies, Eve tries to tell Andre and Damon that they should help her carry the wine from the truck into the restaurant, because that way, she can get the truck moved sooner. Yuck. They do indeed wind up carrying the wine in for her, with Damon telling her the whole time to move the truck right now. She's actually lucky he was that nice. Eventually, all the wine is delivered, and the painful process of Eve actually trying to move the truck begins.
At the train station, BoB works on getting their train tickets, followed closely by Aahab. Meanwhile, Michael and Kathy row. He slyly says, "This ain't no nursery rhyme." Har. Har. Oh, yeah. He is so money!
Jill and John Vito deliver to their last stop, the Majestic Café. They cooperate in bringing the wine in, and on their way out, John Vito takes the time to give a little, "Beautiful restaurant." Aw. What a sweetheart.
In the Heave truck, Eve congratulates herself on being so incompetent that Andre and Damon had to carry her wine in so she could move the truck. "I was like, 'I'm not moving unless you carry them,'" she snots self-congratulatorily. Hate her. Hate. Her. When they arrive at the next delivery spot, Heave winds up again blocking the path of Firecop. Andre is very frustrated by this development. "She's killin' me, D, she's killin' me," he despairs. It looks like they then try to find another way to approach the restaurant. As they drive, Damon pipes up from the back seat. "What do you expect from a Harvard girl, dude? That's not part of her curriculum, driving cars." Probably true. "I'm surprised she ain't hit anyone yet, or driven through a store," Firecop muses. "Everybody watch out, American driver in front!" Andre yells, pointing at Heave. When it comes time to stop, Andre reassures his buddy that he has no problems. "I've got plenty of room. I didn't go to Harvard." Heh. I mean, Harvard jokes are a tiny bit too easy, so you have to be careful. But the first few times? Funny. Ivy League humor is always allowed.
Michael and Kathy finish with the boat and begin the barrel-roll. They finish the delivery and head for the train station.
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