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For Whom The Bomb Tolls

In Our Own Backyard - It tolls for this show, that's for sure. Just because this program didn't feature jokes about blowjobs, live-action wife-pleasuring, half-naked Asian masseuses, or Mike Binder's flabby monstrosity of a body, doesn't mean that MBTV has to keep covering it. Join me, won't you, as we wave farewell to the scary storylines and barely interesting actors of Wolfgang Petersen's CIA.

Erin

How do you say "sucks" in Indonesian?

The Year Of Lying Dangerously - There's something going down on the Indonesian island of Kalimantan. What, you say? I don't know. Billy has to mentor the snotty trainee they've chosen to clean up the tropical mess. Why, you say? I don't know. Jeanie gets her panties in a bunch about Billy making a visit to Indonesia himself. The hell, you say? I don't know. And I don't care.

Erin

Holy dead Russians, Batman!

God's Work - Yes, Robin, that fat Russian man is truly dead. Billy's plan to nab some super secret nuclear weapons schedule from a piggy-looking Russian guy goes awry when the guy croaks in the middle of a ritzy restaurant. And, since one storyline just isn't enough, one of the CIA's spy planes inadvertently contributes to the death of a non-drug-running Christian missionary and his squeaky-clean son, and Cheese and Rocky have to team up with a scary little cartel-catching squirrel of a woman in order to rectify the situation.

Erin

"Intelligence" doesn't really enter into it

Viva Fidel! - The man behind Das Boot brings us a drama worth submerging. Covert operations. Terrorist actions. Top secret documents flailing around the corridors with absolutely no concern for national security. It's all in a day's work for Gil Bellows and the rest of the spy kids at the Central Idiots Association.

Erin